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11 December 2005

I think I'm in love.

post by: Edible Energy at: 22:23 | 11 comments

too skinny

posted by jonmc 11 December | 22:31

truly gorgeous woman. and she's even hotter in the bridal gown, somehow. and the other galleries are hot , too

posted by jonmc 11 December | 22:35

Is it possible this one has a brother?

posted by George_Spiggott 11 December | 22:39

And she will love you. Because you are edible.

posted by jrossi4r 11 December | 22:40

oh shit! *hides*

posted by Edible Energy 11 December | 22:42

Haaaaaaa.

My roommates are like, why are you laughing? And I'm like, oh, crazy internet jokes.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 11 December | 23:03

Yep, that's Hugh's identical twin.
Meanwhile, are we supposed to believe that e.e. posted this unaware of its relation to his own username?

This thread made my day. :) :) :)

posted by wendell 11 December | 23:14

jrossi4r - lol!

Friend: So how was that blind date with <name>
Me: WTF! I hate you! I was afraid that she was going to eat me! Fuck you, man. Jesus christ, WTF were you thinking!
Friend: Well, <his gf> said that she thought that you were cute.
Me: You're a pussy-whipped son-of-a-bitch. Fuck you. Goddamnit, fuck you. That was not cool <punch>

I remember other stories about really petite women eating ricockulous amounts of food in very short time-frames wrt restaurants with "eat the entire thing and its free!" deals... linkage escapes me at the moment.

posted by porpoise 11 December | 23:16

BTW, my definition of beauty easily includes both Sonya and Valerie*, but they both would look better wearing a pair of Matt Haughey glasses (to get that joke, you'd have to hang out the MoFites of L.A., all of whom have Haugheyglasses)

jon, if you're not careful, I'll put you in contact with my ex-wife, who is big, beautiful and dangerously psychotic...

*not to mention all of the Gorgeous Ladies of MetaFilter (G.L.O.M.)

I know I'm going to regret posting this comment.

posted by wendell 11 December | 23:24

I dated a girl like her once. Except she ate large amounts of various vegetables, fruits and spices. One time, I watchd her eat nine cloves of garlic in two minutes. And another time, she scarfed down thirty lemons in five minutes. And yet another time, eighteen bananas, with the peels still on, in ten minutes. She was also insane.

posted by panoptican 12 December | 01:38

I ate all the tuna, causing its extinction. I did so in an entirely dolphin-safe fashion.

Bob ate all the dolphins.

Tiring of the contest, I ate all 500,000 abandoned buildings in Detroit. I suggested to the Detroit city fathers that the acres and acres of vacant land created by my efforts be made into a park, with grass and ponds and picnic tables and cheeseburger trees and barbecue pits and pigs with apples in their mouths. I suggested that this park be named Iron Stomach Park, and that it most definitely not be named after some rich corporation, unless that rich corporation is named Iron Stomach Park (or The Iron Stomach Park Corporation) and is dedicated to the promotion of eating contests world-wide. Detroit's city fathers will get back to me.

Bob ate a Hawaiian Island. It was not believed to be volcanically active, but his groaning indicates otherwise.

A N E A T I N G C O N T E S T
B E G U N I N T H E S U M M E R
O F 1 9 9 6 A N D C O N T I N U I N G
T O T H I S D A Y .

posted by matteo 12 December | 07:22

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