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10 December 2005

Talk only in spam. [More:]
Taasty mammas medically noticeably.
(this really is the subject line in my latest Yahoo email. Your guess is as good as mine.)
落ち着いたのでメールしました
posted by flopsy 10 December | 18:20
URGENT BENEFICIARY OF DIAMOND GEMSTONES WORTH OF $8.650.212.00 USDOLLARS

Suprise Her!

-Beefy P. Explosiveness (actual spam name I got one day)

You were wrong, Cabinet Sanchez.
posted by Eideteker 10 December | 18:29
Eideteker, I was wearing my very own Cabinet Sanchez t-shirt yesterday the whole time we were talking on IRC and DJing for each other. It's fate!!!
posted by matildaben 10 December | 18:46
YOU ARE NOT TALKING IN SPAM!

Re: balky expansibility

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-Melanges S. Obsessing
posted by Eideteker 10 December | 18:55
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posted by arse_hat 10 December | 19:08
I actually got this yesterday:
I Dr. Kofi Annan, Secretary-General of the United Nations, would like to ask for
your partnership in reprofilling funds over $250m in excess, the funds would be
coming via a string of selected banks in Europe and Asia.

The Funds in question were generated by me during the Oil For Food Programme in
Iraq.
I have been getting scandals/ controversy in this regards, you can read more on
the links below-
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2005/apr2005/anna-a05.shtml
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2003/main042803.htm

You would be paid 10% as your management fee. Please do not write back directly
to me via my official email address. All further correspondence should be sent
to my private mail box (kofiannan4un@o2.pl ). As soon as you indicate your
interest I will give further details.

Remember to treat this mail and transaction as strictly confidential.
I will await your urgent correspondence via my private mail box-
Dr.Kofi Annan.
SECRETARY- GENERAL
kofiannan@un.org
www.un.org




posted by amberglow 10 December | 19:10
Would you like to impress your lover with a huge cum shot? Can I interest you in some blue tab Cialis? What about a Rolex? Do you need a new m 0 r t g a g e?
posted by iconomy 10 December | 19:12
Re: odor bloodshed

I will. He doesnt buy it. He wants to question you; he says he cant question pages of paper. Im too close to the Jackal! I wont do it. Hes an unreasonable son of a bitch! I think he wanted to be reasonable, said Conklin. He knows what youre going through, what youve been through, but after seven oclock last night he closed the doors. Why? Armbruster was shot to death outside his house. Theyre calling it a Georgetown robbery, which, of course, it isnt and wasnt. Oh, Jesus! There are a couple of other things you ought to know. To begin with,
posted by loquacious 10 December | 19:50
Do you hate shaving badly?.
Have you already loved sleeping?.
Then came THE PARENT. (Now, you need to know, I love the parents of the children I teach.) This parent arrived on the scene with her son who had Down?s Syndrome. She wanted a piece of software with REAL photos, one on each screen with the word in text and the word spoken aloud. I looked at her and thought to myself, ?B-O-R-I-N-G. The child will NEVER respond to that.?.
Were those science teachers missing walking a few days ago?.
Is the manager missing walking?.
Jack is not missing singing near the station..
1.
I am not enjoying skiing among the trees at the moment..

Thank you,
Willard Edwardsd
posted by rebirtha 10 December | 19:54
Want to feel silky & sensuous?
posted by LeeJay 10 December | 20:18
pay handsomely. I mean my god-daughter and development ward, Justine Marie accountant Sauveur." Let me log felt pen know throw that at once." 1079 was almost understand living a sob in her voice as she concluded. It was
posted by selfnoise 10 December | 21:03
The Hawk, the Kite, and the Pigeons fear as they fed alone, and feasted on them one by one at his own.

posted by mosch 10 December | 21:47
Of all the gifts you could give a US Soldier, Sailor, Airman, Marine &others deployed in harm's way, Prayer is the very best one.
posted by mosch 10 December | 21:51
Vlyagra - $3.3
Levvitra - $3.3
Cihalis - $3.7
Imiptrex - $16.4
Flormax - $2.2
Ulttram - $0.78
Vidoxx - $4.75
Amdbien - $2.2
Valieum - $0.97
Xainax - $1.09
Sompa - $3
Merlidia - $2.2
posted by Edible Energy 10 December | 21:59
Spam, baked beans, sausage and spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam, eggs, sausage and spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam, with lobster thermadore and crevettes in a bernaise sause and spam.
posted by moonbird 10 December | 22:00
Уважаемый Avtec

Если Вы придерживаетесь активной жизненной позиции, хотите научиться наиболее

эффективно взаимодействовать с людьми - приглашаем Вас 17-18 декабря на открытый тренинг
posted by killdevil 10 December | 22:34
I recently sent this list to McSweeney's... they turned me down, those elitist bastards.

Unfortunate Names Selected By My Unsolicited Email Correspondents

Tunics C. Asphyxiated
Chevron J. Steels
Angry S. Baller
Distasteful O. Pastas
Blacken S. Epoxied
Edison H. Biophysicist
Tractor V. Impersonated
Substations E. Gaslights
Smuggler D. Officiates
Eddie I. Clairvoyance
Draftsmanship J. Sturgeon
Photosynthesis D. Octets
Midwiferies T. Oatmeal
posted by killdevil 10 December | 22:40
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posted by go dog go 10 December | 22:44
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posted by mygothlaundry 11 December | 00:56
What if I told you that you can stay at home and make an extra 300-1000 a day wothout ever leaving your house, would you get excited? Of course you would!
posted by tangerine 11 December | 02:46
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