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10 December 2005

Michael Jackson Has Not Overdosed

post by: mr_crash_davis at: 22:53 | 19 comments

I HAVE NOT OVERDOSED EITHER.

posted by panoptican 10 December | 22:55

Well, that makes two of us.

posted by rebirtha 10 December | 23:01

Also: and the journalists who continuously rely on these ‘sources’ should begin checking them thoroughly, because Mr. Jackson's tolerance level has come to an end.

Hee hee hee.

posted by rebirtha 10 December | 23:02

AND I DON'T CARE.

posted by wendell 10 December | 23:19

MY MASTER'S GONE AWAY.
when i was young, we use to play--

posted by ethylene 10 December | 23:20

I don't care one way or the other. If any headline ever deserved a response of "meh.", this is it.

posted by Doohickie 10 December | 23:30

posted by Cryptical Envelopment 10 December | 23:38

is it safe for work?

posted by ethylene 10 December | 23:42

Bummer.

posted by mygothlaundry 11 December | 00:00

It's safe to guess the alcohol was Jesus Juice. So what were the drugs? Christal meth?

posted by jrossi4r 11 December | 00:05

Guess I better take my Thriller album off ebay now.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 11 December | 01:15

Stupid damn Jackson PR team misusing 'whomever'.

posted by nomis 11 December | 02:44

He is doing fine and I have never seen him happier or healthier.

I.. I'm fucking speechless for once. I don't even know where to begin.

Where did this guy first see MC Mikey J? Being reanimated in a morgue? Hasn't he ever seen the ABC 123 video? Little Mikey = Happy and healthy - damn near a poster child for life and mirth even though he was beaten regularly.

Old Mikey..? Fucking hell, the dude looks like Skeletor with a nasty case of... well, just about damn near everything and anything bad all at once, including hepetitis, flesh eating bacteria and the plague. I keep waiting for his cheekbones to appear and his jaw to flop freely, all the better for eating brains with. He looks like walking proof of life after death, for fuck's sake!

posted by loquacious 11 December | 02:44

Maybe he just has the three stooges syndrome.

posted by porpoise 11 December | 02:59

michael :(

posted by cmonkey 11 December | 04:06

That picture is scary.

posted by loquacious 11 December | 04:31

Michael Jackson and been working with several artists recording his Katrina Relief song

Hey Michael, I think you missed the boat on this one. You know, since it's been like, 4 months since Katrina hit and all.

posted by SassHat 11 December | 09:31

yeah, and it's all fixed now. if it wasn't, it would, like, be on the news and stuff. and it's not. so everything is back to just fine now.

posted by quonsar 11 December | 11:20

I wasn't saying there isn't a need for relief for hurricane victims anymore. I'm just pointing out that old Michael isn't very much on the ball...I hear he's got one coming out next month to benefit the victims of Pearl Harbour.

If he cared about helping people he'd have rushed the job a bit. You know, instead of taking months to put out the latest overproduced, carefully plotted attempt to reinvent himself.

posted by SassHat 11 December | 15:03

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