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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. —Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

I have been lately doing a shtik with historical speeches and modifying them for humor. But by god there is no humor there.

I have tears.

Sorry, I forgot to mention, I also drunkenly cut and paste.

Yep, it's a gorgeous summer Saturday afternoon here in Oz, and I've spent since 7am riding 20-30km of single-track at Lysterfield Park (PDF), site of the 2006 Commonwealth Games mountain bike course. Where, in fact, they were today holding some sort of qualification trials.

I then (after a lovely Vietnamese-style vegi noodle stir-fry cooked by one of my co-nutters) spent the rest of the afternoon watching "Touching the Void" and drinking many, many beers.

I have recently arrived back at R.Q.E. mansion, have scarfed an additional half-beer plus a couple of pipes of Saint Mary Jane's finest, and have only this to add:

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And I should say, mr t, thank you for reminding me of that beautiful document. Reading it again has topped off my day! Faith in humanity and life in general == fully restored!

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I'm ill so i can't drink...dagnabbit! So i sit and stare at the bottle and hope for osmosis!!!!

ramix! How ya doing? I hope things are better then the last time you checked in.

It's just a fucking piece of paper!

asldhga its 3 am

oh lord. I think I feel the sober coming...

teh sober. it is hewre and hurting me. I just have to make it ntil happy hour today.

I am sober now... but I almost responded to this last night. Had to hold off, I kept falling out of my computer chair.
Yeah, one of those nights.

(so, like, if I talked to someone for a long time last night, and he emailed me like as soon as he got home just to say he had fun talking to me, that's a good thing, right?)