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08 December 2005

Pirate or Ninja! Since I'm new here, I thought I might as well get this question out of the way: Which are you, a pirate or a ninja?

post by: TrishaLynn at: 15:14 | 61 comments

BTW, totally a pirate.

posted by TrishaLynn 08 December | 15:14

Pirate.

posted by warbaby 08 December | 15:16

Yarrr!

(side note: a freind of mine's blog got a search hit for "massage me breasts," which when said repeatedly in a pirate voice becomes pants-wettingly funny)

posted by jonmc 08 December | 15:17

Bunny. Duh.

posted by danostuporstar 08 December | 15:19

Viking.

posted by wendell 08 December | 15:21

I think we have at least one Ninja Pirate

But I'm neither. I'm a Thetan.

posted by teece 08 December | 15:21

Cyborg.

posted by selfnoise 08 December | 15:21

What about the robots and monkeys?

posted by mygothlaundry 08 December | 15:22

Damn you wendell. I knew I should have said eskimo.

posted by danostuporstar 08 December | 15:22

I am a cheap Kurdish mountain bandit, but as soon as I get my Frigate "Margaret Thatcher's Hairy Bollocks" out of the pawn shop it's back on the account I go, yo ho!

posted by Divine_Wino 08 December | 15:22

I'm a gypsy. Yeah, from Romania. Got a problem with that?

posted by iconomy 08 December | 15:24

actually, I'm the scary but wise old codger who lives in an abandoned Pinto and does odd jobs for Sterno money.

posted by jonmc 08 December | 15:24

aardvark.

posted by Aardvark Lenny 08 December | 15:24

Know why kids can't watch pirate movies? They are rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! A pirate bunny. may be NSFW

posted by arse_hat 08 December | 15:24

Ninjas are way too stealthy to announce that they're ninjas, so I think you are going to see mostly pirate responses here.

posted by agropyron 08 December | 15:26

Agropyron: But are they going to be these kinds of pirates? ^_^ (Totally NSFW)

posted by TrishaLynn 08 December | 15:34

My full official title is:

Most Exhalted Grand Vizier of the Hashish Hookah - Finest Puveyor of Paisleys, Zig-Zags, Knot-Mazes and Other Earthly Entoptic Delights.

But no one ever calls me that. They just call me "Mel". My name isn't even Mel.

posted by loquacious 08 December | 15:36

I'm a squirrel.

/obvious

posted by sciurus 08 December | 15:37

I'm the puppie that wanders around your apartment with a wagging tail and breaks all of your valuables. Then I pee on the carpet. But I'm cute, so you clean up after me and take me to the park to play fetch.

But if that wasn't one of the choices, I'll be a sexy lady pirate. Yaarrrr.

posted by mudpuppie 08 December | 15:43

I'm totally a ninja. I'm such a bad-ass ninja that I have no compunctions about making that announcement, because I am such a stealthy minx that it won't matter if you know I'm coming for you.

arse_hat, me likey that link.

posted by Specklet 08 December | 15:45

I'm just an ordinary guy ... by day ...

posted by nomis 08 December | 15:46

PIRATE YE PUS LEAKING SCAG!

posted by Mrs.Pants 08 December | 16:08

I'm a pretty, pretty princess.

posted by dame 08 December | 16:09

Ninja who's engaging in some piracy.

posted by porpoise 08 December | 16:10

BzzzBzzzBzzz

posted by deborah 08 December | 16:11

I'm a little teapot, short and stout.

Stupid genetics! Grrrr...

posted by bmarkey 08 December | 16:13

Well madam, I possess a warrant from the Queen so technically I am a privateer.

posted by Mr T 08 December | 16:21

Tired internet trope #5.

posted by Eideteker 08 December | 16:26

A pirate, by default.

I like to think I have ninja skills, but I don't.

I do love me some grog, so I guess that makes me a pirate.

posted by SassHat 08 December | 16:29

I'm either a klansman or a friendly ghost.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 08 December | 16:33

Or still in bed. One of those three.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 08 December | 16:34

I once saw a urinal screen that had "Say No To Drugs," printed on it. I find it's always good to take advice from something you're pissing on.

posted by jonmc 08 December | 16:44

I'm a beedog.

posted by matildaben 08 December | 16:48

I'm ending all of these comments with "between the sheets" in my mind.

posted by iconomy 08 December | 16:49

I'm a tired internet trope. Exhausted, even.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 08 December | 16:53

I'm ending all of these comments with "between the sheets" in my mind.

even this one? Ewww.

posted by jonmc 08 December | 16:54

I'm a giant asshole.

posted by Hugh Janus 08 December | 16:54

I am the lone locust of the apocalypse.

posted by dodgygeezer 08 December | 16:58

I am I said.

posted by papercake 08 December | 17:11

I am a robot. Of course.

posted by cmonkey 08 December | 17:17

I arrr a ninja. Yar.

A very confused ninja...

posted by Hellbient 08 December | 17:26

I'm ending all of these comments with "between the sheets" in my mind.

*cries*

posted by bmarkey 08 December | 17:26

I yam what I yam.

posted by Edible Energy 08 December | 17:35

My name isn't even Mel. ...between the sheets.

posted by loquacious 08 December | 17:43

The purpose of the tired internet trope is to flip out and kill people!

posted by kyleg 08 December | 17:57

Um, just for the record, I don't generally break stuff or, um, pee indiscriminately... between the sheets.

posted by mudpuppie 08 December | 17:58

I be the scurviest ninja-pirate of them awl. Arigatô gozaimasu.

posted by me3dia 08 December | 18:02

I am currently too tired to come up with something clever. So I'll say pirate.

posted by LeeJay 08 December | 18:04

Robot Zombie. I want chips.

posted by bonehead 08 December | 19:17

I wanted to be ... a lumberjack! But I ended up a pirate.

No way would I try for ninja, not with my reflexes.

posted by stilicho 08 December | 19:38

The purpose of the tired internet trope is to flip out and kill people!

So, I only watched a few SGC2C episodes when it was on, but last year sometime I downloaded the entire series (to date). For some reason, I've only watched a few. But the one alluded with this joke is one of the few I just happened to watch. And it was really fucking funny. Strange that I'd watch one of the few episodes that are 'net memes.

I am an eccentric wizard.

posted by kmellis 08 December | 20:25

I'm a ninja-arachnologist. no, really.

posted by dhruva 08 December | 20:44

See what happens when you give this group and either/or choice?

10 pirates
4 ninjas
3 ninja-pirates
24 none of the above
and all between the sheets.

posted by wendell 08 December | 21:38

MetaChat: and all between the sheets

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 08 December | 21:40

Wendell: I don't mind having pirates, ninjas, pirate-ninjas, ninja-pirates and everyone else between the sheets. ^_^

posted by TrishaLynn 08 December | 21:46

buttpirate here. ; >

posted by amberglow 08 December | 23:00

Amber, dude, you totally made me splort out my bong hit before I was finished.

posted by danostuporstar 08 December | 23:34

Are there butt ninjas???
in. out. unseen.

posted by arse_hat 09 December | 00:18

summons NinjaPirate

posted by grouse 09 December | 06:54

Amberglow just killed it for the week. I refuse to laugh at anything else today. Oh ahahahahahahahahahahaahhaaaaa!

posted by Divine_Wino 09 December | 09:36

buttpirate here. ; >

OMG! I laughed so loud the cats ran upstairs. Thanks, amberglow!

posted by deborah 09 December | 15:58

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