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It's designed to provide busy office workers with relaxing music...
Are you kidding me with this? How on earth can that little tinny electronic shit ever be considered relaxing! It's like those cell phone rings that make me want to kill kill kill!
I would like it noted that my co-workers' shrill ringtones already have me leaving work each day with an excess of black bile. If they start bringing in bleeping and blooping sammiches... I'm am likely to go on the kind of violent spree that drives reporters to invent new superlatives.
Yeah. That's exactly what I need to drive me over the brink and throw me into an orgy of indiscriminate slaughtering.
I even mostly *like* bleeping, blooping noises. Crunchy 8 bit FM synthesis? Love it. Bleeping, blooping sandwiches? MY LIZARD HINDBRAIN SAYS "BRING ON THE FUCKING EXTINCTION ALREADY".
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