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05 December 2005

I had my first Metachat dream last night. In it I got into an argument over the definition of the word "punk" and then I had hot sweaty floor sex with one of you.

post by: LeeJay at: 22:06 | 42 comments

Ahem. You left something out.

posted by goatdog 05 December | 22:08

Is it me? Did I have the floor sex?

posted by jrossi4r 05 December | 22:09

I'm not naming any names. But it was good times.

posted by LeeJay 05 December | 22:10

Oh gosh, I hope it was me. I never get sex in dreams. And I've often been called a punk!

posted by Eideteker 05 December | 22:13

Although it occurs to me that perhaps this is a sign that I need to spend more time away from the computer. Or more. Much much more. Quick, someone start a fight with me! Send me off to sweet dreams!

posted by LeeJay 05 December | 22:15

I know who it was. It could have only been one person here. And no, it wasn't me.

posted by loquacious 05 December | 22:16

LJ - I just caught a guy picking his nose in the computer lab. Gross!

posted by muddgirl 05 December | 22:19

Damn. I was really hoping it was me. I never get a shout-out, let alone a schtup-out.

(Is that how you spell it? Schtup?)

posted by jrossi4r 05 December | 22:21

When I was in third grade I sat next to a boy who picked his nose and then ate what he had extracted. And if you pissed him off he'd chase you around and try to wipe it on you.

posted by LeeJay 05 December | 22:21

I know who it was. It could have only been one person here. And no, it wasn't me.

Do tell.

posted by LeeJay 05 December | 22:22

It was me, wasn't it?

posted by gaspode 05 December | 22:33

Dream sex is the only sex I get right now [lest anyone think I'm whining, this is by choice] and, damn, is it ever hot.

Hawt, even.

LeeJay, I'm certain I was cheering you on from Dream Central!

posted by Frisbee Girl 05 December | 22:35

It was! OK. I'm kidding. There was no hot sweaty sex. But there was a very bitter argument over the word "punk". And I think there were pogs involved for some reason.

posted by LeeJay 05 December | 22:35

Dream sex is the only sex I get right now [lest anyone think I'm whining, this is by choice] and, damn, is it ever hot.

It is! And lately, my dream sex has been extremely realistic. Extremely. It never happened to me when I was younger but as I get older my dream sex gets much more, erm, detailed.

posted by LeeJay 05 December | 22:37

You know what? Mine has too. And much more... erm.... effective.

posted by gaspode 05 December | 22:44

Could I possibly be approaching this "sexual peak" that I keep hearing about? Is this why the thirties and forties are supposed to be so much fun for women? Maybe I should try some real sex every now and again. For research purposes.

posted by LeeJay 05 December | 22:48

Of course. Research purposes.

*sneaks off to bed*

posted by Frisbee Girl 05 December | 22:51

LJ: It's why I love housewives. Especially the desperate ones. Because I can't get sex in my dreams, I'm forced to turn to reality.

posted by Eideteker 05 December | 22:59

I'm that good.

I'm that good?

I'm that good?

posted by orthogonality 05 December | 23:02

"
And I think there were pogs involved for some reason.
"

now we know for a fact that you were lying when you denied the occurence of hot sweaty sex.

posted by sam 05 December | 23:17

Please, an original Alf pog in mint condition is so much sexier than genital on genital contact.

posted by LeeJay 05 December | 23:21

I have never in my life had dream sex. But I have lots of waking sex. Maybe that's my problem.

posted by dame 05 December | 23:23

I had hot sweaty floor sex with one of you.

Couldn't have been me, cuz I woke up in a *cold* sweat last night....

posted by Doohickie 05 December | 23:25

Remember Alf? He's back... in dream-pog form!

posted by Capn 05 December | 23:52

Mmmm... floor sex.

posted by rebirtha 05 December | 23:58

Ladies, take it from me. The mid-late-30s are awesome in that regard. It helps if you have someone to share it with, but even if you don't, those, um, "effective" dreams can tide you over.

posted by matildaben 06 December | 00:24

It was! OK. I'm kidding. There was no hot sweaty sex.

Oh fuck.

There goes my long, carefully typed response.

And my hopes and dreams.

You know, my life.

posted by mudpuppie 06 December | 00:25

mudpuppie, if it helps, I have hot sweaty floor sex with you in my daydreams.

posted by LeeJay 06 December | 00:27

Woot!

IRC!

posted by mudpuppie 06 December | 00:34

There was no hot sweaty sex.

So why does my back hurt?

posted by trondant 06 December | 00:35

I don't understand this, but I woke up this morning with a pair of Spongebob Squarepants boxers that were NOT mine.

*Stares suspiciously at LeeJay and FG*

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 06 December | 00:58

Hey, damnit! GIVE ME BACK MY HAPPY UNDERPANTS.

*sulks off*

posted by loquacious 06 December | 01:03

loq, a bunch of us went to see the Harry Potter movie last night and one of the characters used the word "loquacious". I din't even try and explain why I thought it was so funny.

Now, DFT, about zees undervare....

posted by Frisbee Girl 06 December | 01:17

Isn't a punk one of those incense-stick-looking things that used to come in the box with cheap Chinese fireworks?

LIGHT FUSE AND MOVE AWAY.

Baby.

posted by ikkyu2 06 December | 03:00

Oh yeah, it'll be sweet dreams for me tonight. Bow Chicka Bow Booowwwna Bow Dow!

posted by LeeJay 06 December | 03:04

I know it was me, cos when I woke up my feet were tired.

//cheap-line filter.

posted by seanyboy 06 December | 03:16

you guys crack me up. Thanks for all the smiles.

Not anywhere near as steamy, but I dreamed that jonmc started his Hot Buttered Flannel blog... and then I woke up and found that he - didn't. But that he had finally done a MechaRadio show (which I missed, of course), so now I totally believe in precognition. Well. Not totally. Or even at all.

posted by taz 06 December | 08:13

I can't even get any in my dreams these days!

posted by sisterhavana 06 December | 09:29

I had that dream this morning. The one where I dream I've gotten up, am in the shower, getting dressed, eating breakfast, then.... my wife calls out to me and asks when I'm getting up... and I'm STILL IN BED. Damn. I hate it when that happens.

posted by Doohickie 06 December | 11:44

Why don't I know what a pog is?

I think I'm gonna call the drummer guy and see if he wants to make out again. You guys get me all hot and bothered with your talk of sweaty floor sex and Spongebob Squarepants.

posted by Specklet 06 December | 13:02

Pogs were game pieces/collectible discs with pictures on them. They were inexplicably popular for a short time back in the 80s.

posted by LeeJay 06 December | 13:12

Gah, those are like David Hasselhoff does Tiddlywinks!

P.S. I know that you really did dream about sweaty sex and I know it was me.

posted by Specklet 06 December | 13:52

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