Interview questions. I was asked in a recent interview what my favorite joke is.→[More:]

This was a little tricky because, while it was pretty informal, I didn't feel comfortable swearing in an interview so I came out with the following:

Q: What do you play with a wombat?
A: Wom.

Pretty weak but it's about the only clean, inoffensive joke I know. My favorite joke is:

Q: What do you call a rabbit with a twisted cock?
A: Fucks Funny

When telling some female friends this joke they looked rather distressed, one even went as far as to exclaim "poor bunny!"

Anyway, as I left the interview it suddenly struck me what the perfect joke for the situation would've been. I should explain that the interview was for a job at an online womens magazine hence:

Q: Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink.

I thank you.