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30 November 2005

Rico called, and my car has been found. Unfortunately, all of the items inside have been burned beyond recognition. It's a total loss.

post by: Hugh Janus at: 15:14 | 22 comments

Sorry to hear of your loss, HJ. What happened? Was it stolen?

But if your car burned beyond recognition, how did they find you? The license plates?

posted by dfowler 30 November | 15:25

Between being sick and working and the holiday, I feel pretty fuzzy on details right now, so I'm hard pressed to tell whether this is a real update or another cryptic in-joke thread.

If this is real, Hugh, I'm super sorry. That sucks. You've had a bit of a rough go of things lately.

If it's a joke, I look forward to seeing how it plays out.

In either case, I think it's now time to go for a walk and take some pictures.

posted by Frisbee Girl 30 November | 15:26

Thank you for bringing that Rollins Band song back and driving it into my skull. Seriously. Thank you.

Fuckin' sorry though dude, that does suck.

posted by tr33hggr 30 November | 15:48

Frisbee, I'm startin to think you're right becuase Mr. Anus has gotten ofally quiet all of the sudden.

Metachat: Please be honest.

posted by dfowler 30 November | 15:49

... or maybe i was just gullible. Damn!

posted by dfowler 30 November | 15:52

Sorry guys, no car, no burn, no nothing. I don't even have a license!

Just a crazy (inside) joke I found momentarilly appealing.

I hope no one lost any sleep.

posted by Hugh Janus 30 November | 15:57

Silly way to spell that word, Hugh.

posted by Hugh Janus 30 November | 15:57

I like you, but I don't like you
I want you, but I don't want you
I need you, but I don't need you

posted by tr33hggr 30 November | 16:01

consider this spam
≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by dfowler 30 November | 16:02

Consider the birds of the field.

posted by tr33hggr 30 November | 16:09

It's raining birds.

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 30 November | 16:21

Consider the tapir!

posted by Hugh Janus 30 November | 16:22

What about the Creedence?

posted by Divine_Wino 30 November | 16:26

Fuck Creedence, man! Monkeyshines, singing everything flat like that hack Van Morrrrisssssson, I wanna hear somebody sing sharp like Dylan or Mike Scott or that guy from the Whigs! So what, flat gives you soul, but only if you got a thick voice like Loofah, dammit!

posted by Hugh Janus 30 November | 16:32

Heh, heh! I almost asked that, Divine_Wino!

posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 30 November | 16:32

tr33hggr, this is for you (click image)
≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by dfowler 30 November | 16:33

Oh, one of those in-joke "movie references," I see. Thanks a lot for getting me all alarmed about Creedence for no reason, guys.

posted by Hugh Janus 30 November | 16:39

Hugh,

I'm not saying the friendship is over, at least not yet. But if you don't like Creedence, well, then I guess I'm going to have to ask you this:

How do you feel about Hateration and Holleration all up in this Dancery?

posted by Divine_Wino 30 November | 16:43

Hater back, y'all! Pussy down!

posted by Hugh Janus 30 November | 16:46

From said linked link:

lobster eating octopuses

Holy crap! How do they manage those lobster-cracking plier things with those tentacles?

posted by tr33hggr 30 November | 16:49

Ok, cool.

posted by Divine_Wino 30 November | 16:49

Right. You know. Just because.

Bye boys!

*slips into driver's seat of '67 P1800, disappears happily into sunset*

posted by Frisbee Girl 01 December | 00:59

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