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27 November 2005

Bring me back to Tara (so I can dig for gold in the cotton fields)

post by: orthogonality at: 11:32 | 7 comments

I think I qualify with all but the golf and shit. I am actually building a house now - get it - on Tara St...
Honey, I'm going to write you an email soon -

posted by growabrain 27 November | 13:09

Too bad I'm not southern. I'd teach her some mah jong, if you know what I mean.

posted by Uncle Glendinning 27 November | 14:53

i don't get it. are we mocking her? she seems nice. let's not mock her. let's get her digits.

posted by sam 27 November | 16:46

"Sweet Blonde seeks Marriage with SOUTHERN ARISTOCRAT"

translation:

"am trading on my looks and want to be a trophy wife to rich guy"

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"very, very feminine"

translation:

"will accomodate your French Maid/lacy lingere fetish"

(I'm not mocking her. I'm just...sad.)

posted by mihail 27 November | 17:45

Meh. I want a woman I can argue with.

posted by sciurus 27 November | 18:23

i don't speak personal ad. hope she finds what she's looking for. i miss richmond.

posted by sam 27 November | 19:45

Seems straight forward and honest about what she's after. I wouldn't be interested in that sort of relationship but to each their own.

posted by Carbolic 27 November | 20:27

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