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No need to apologize to me thepinksuperhero. I love the celeb gossip. Guess they thought announcing this right before the T-giving weekend might keep the media frenzy at bay.
So what is she gonna do now? She was all about the "virgin til marriage" thing- how is she going to deal with dating and all that jazz? Maybe it won't be a problem; maybe Poppa Simpson will keep her all to himself.
Were there a bunch of rumors that she was, uh, being Johnny Knoxville's jackass during the filming of the Dukes of Hazzard movie, or am I imagining that?
I can't decide whether I should feel relieved that my mind isn't manufacturing gossip about celebrity sham marriages, or dismayed that I not only know a fact about Jessica Simpson, but that I also know a fact about Johnny Knoxville and, probably worst of all, the making of the Dukes of Hazzard movie.
Oh Papa is one creepy-ass man. I've never heard a father talk about his daughter's breasts so much. My dad doesn't even like to acknowledge that I've hit puberty. I felt awkward telling him that I was pregnant because then he'd know my husband and I "do it."
Eccch, I know, jrossi. What I find even weirder is that she started her career as a gospel singer under her stagedaddy's tutelage and somehow ended up as, well, this.
According to the covers of the mags at the supermarket checkout, hasn't she put on, like, 30 lbs. in two weeks? So his dumping her makes total sense, right? He should get with someone with a good body image like Lindsay Lohan.
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