Jiggery-poniery. NOT ONLY did Ace Mart restaurant supply send me the
wrong size of middle-jigger (I wanted .75oz-1.5oz, they sent .75oz-1.75oz—well
what am I supposed to do with that?) but I just applied a very
casual twisting force to the 1oz-2oz one, and it
came apart in two—well what ELSE is new!
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Peter Willard.