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18 November 2005

Spontaneous carol inspired by AskMe →[More:]

Faint of Butt, Faint of Butt, Faint Faint Faint of Butt!
Faint of Butt, Faint Faint of Butt, Faint Faint Faint of Buh-uht!
Faint of Butt, Faint of Butt, Faint Faint Faint of Butt!
Faint of Butt it is to Butt in a one-horse open Butt!

(It's no Jingle Rock Bell, but then, what is?)

post by: melissa may at: 17:23 | 15 comments

Hehe. Maybe that'll drag him over here.

posted by danostuporstar 18 November | 17:27

Hee hee hee I'm laughing really hard and my eyes teared up a little.

posted by Specklet 18 November | 17:34

LOL!

posted by chewatadistance 18 November | 17:47

I'll do the next verse if that's ok.

Dashing thru the butt
With a faint faint faint of butt
O'er the butt we go
Laughing all the butt
Butt! Butt! Butt!
Bells on faint butt ring
Making faint butt bright
O what a butt faint butt it is
To butt faint butt tonight Oh!

posted by iconomy 18 November | 19:50

I love you, iconomy.

posted by melissa may 18 November | 19:52

Everyone loves iconomy.

posted by interrobang 18 November | 20:05

O come all ye faint of butt,
Joyful, and faint of butt,
O come ye, O come ye
To Bu uu utt lehem!!!
Come and behold Him
Born faint of butt.

posted by arse_hat 18 November | 20:16

Joy to the butt,
The butt is faint.
Let butt be faint of butt!
Let ev-er-y bu-u-utt
Declare him fai-i-int,
And faint of butt do sing,
and faint of butt do sing,
and fai-ai-ai-ai-ai-aint of butt do sing!

posted by matildaben 18 November | 20:42

Y'all know that you have to make some ecards out of this now, right?

posted by Gator 18 November | 20:59

What I pictured when I fist read the post.
≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by arse_hat 18 November | 21:29

I love you, matildaben. I love you, arse_hat.

But I think it's time for us to bring it down a notch, light the fire, hold our loved ones close, and think of the true meaning of the season. Sing softly with me, if you would:

Obuttus faintistic
Buttus triumphantes
O butti, o butti in Bu-uh-tlehem
Buttus faintistic, buttus adorables
O buttus adoremus
O buttus adoremus
O maximus faintistic bu-uh-uh-tt!

posted by melissa may 18 November | 22:42

light the fire

That could be a very, very bad idea.

For Fourth of July, it might work.

posted by bunnyfire 18 November | 22:58

That could be a very, very bad idea.

Not if you use the Faint Of Butt™ brand Yule log!

posted by arse_hat 18 November | 23:48

You guys are nuts. I love you all.

posted by matildaben 19 November | 14:52

Not if you use the Faint Of Butt™ brand Yule log!

I'm definitely going to seek out any butt product endorsed by someone who goes by the username arse_hat. I think that is what scarabic would refer to as an eponysterical nomenquipture.

posted by iconomy 20 November | 12:27

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