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18 November 2005

Are you a mountain man?

post by: Sully6 at: 17:00 | 22 comments

Should it need to be said, found via I Hate the Patriarchy.

posted by Sully6 18 November | 17:01

Don't forget your bear mace.

posted by puke & cry 18 November | 17:05

our Sheared Beaver Bomber is designed with premium-grade, incredibly soft, sheared beaver fur for unmatched warmth and next-to-the-skin comfort.

posted by danostuporstar 18 November | 17:06

Sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL.

Shit. I wear an XS.

posted by Specklet 18 November | 17:07

Oh sweet jesus.

I'm fairly certain that even back in the days of mountain men, even the toughest of the tough didn't wear a whole coyote on their heads.

posted by mudpuppie 18 November | 17:18

I once wore an entire caterpillar carcass on my head, but I will admit I wasn't aware of it and that when I did become aware of it I removed it.

posted by Specklet 18 November | 17:23

I've been to Cabela's. You can get an ostrich burger on the second floor.

An XS? Wait, so you're tiny?

*swoons*

posted by sciurus 18 November | 17:42

Yes. I am small. Petite. Small boned. (Hence the moniker "Specklet".)

So, you like 'em tiny, huh? *waggles eyebrows*

posted by Specklet 18 November | 17:46

Why does that picture remind me of the snake that swallowed the alligator then had it burst out of its belly?

posted by wendell 18 November | 17:47

Yes, yes I do. And I've always wanted to visit Portland...

posted by sciurus 18 November | 17:49

Shit. I wear an XS. repeat this to thyself in the yelling thread. :D

And no. No I'm not a mountain man, thankfully. An extra set of hands should at least be useful.

posted by chewatadistance 18 November | 17:50

wendell, that was really funny.

scurius, Portland is awesome. And has its very own specklet.

posted by Specklet 18 November | 18:29

*blushes*

I'm no match for the flirtatiousness of the Speckletron.

posted by sciurus 18 November | 18:48

She is, indeed, very flirtatious. Some say she is too flirtatious, but I disagree.

posted by Specklet 18 November | 18:53

I don't believe there is such a thing as too flirtatious.

OH WHAT? YES I WOULD NOT WEAR A COYOTE ON MY HEAD EITHER?

*wonders if anyone is fooled*

posted by sciurus 18 November | 19:02

*wishes she could sing happy birthday to sciurus in person a la M.M.*

posted by Specklet 18 November | 19:11

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by sciurus 18 November | 19:16

Oooh who's a cute diddle blushing sciurus?!

posted by Specklet 18 November | 19:23

LOOK! A cilantro monster!

*scurries away*

posted by sciurus 18 November | 19:26

Hmmm. This reminds of my encounter with hillbillies earlier today.

I used to have a coyote rug in my bedroom. It never occurred to me to put it on my head.

posted by warbaby 18 November | 19:37

Mmm cilantro yum yum!

Okay, I gots to go. Have a good birthday weekend, sciurus. *winks*

posted by Specklet 18 November | 19:39

I'm sad to say that I think I am.

posted by Eideteker 18 November | 22:31

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