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16 November 2005

When was the last time you used the word varmint? Please be honest.[More:]There seems to be a group and a magazine devoted to the shooting of cute widdle furry animals. Sigh.
I call my cats varmints on more or less a daily basis. I don't shoot them, though, except with squirt guns.
posted by cobra! 16 November | 11:35
We gots plenty of 'em pesky critters where I live! Makes me so mad, I wanna holler sometimes, though the word varmint reminds me of one of them comic strips from Gary Lawson.
posted by Smart Dalek 16 November | 11:37
"Larson." It's hard t'type right when yer eatin' cracklin'.
posted by Smart Dalek 16 November | 11:40
Why, every time I order up a sack of varmint craclins I gotta use that flerkin word.
posted by dfowler 16 November | 11:42
"cracklins"
"cracklins"
"cracklins"

...gotta lay off the crackl...
posted by dfowler 16 November | 11:43
Why just the other day, I was wondering if I wanted to get a varmit rifle, a little .22 jobber, perhaps the one the breaks down and can be stored in its own stock, those are pretty cool.

Then I reminded myself that it is still better that all my guns are better off locked in a gun safe in the basement of house where no children live, more than a two hours drive away from me (cooloff distance) or buried at a similar distance in monitored circumstances.

I also realized I don't like shooting animals, but I do like shooting televisions at the dump, so I should have called it a television rifle. I'm still not getting one, but I did say varmint twice about two days ago as part of my ruminations, I didn't say ruminations.
posted by Divine_Wino 16 November | 11:45
What in tarnation?
posted by Hugh Janus 16 November | 11:49
you're all a bunch of galoots.
posted by keswick 16 November | 11:52
Don't you guys use varmints to make your vittles with?

Weirdos.
posted by iconomy 16 November | 11:55
Dagnabbit.
posted by jonmc 16 November | 11:57
I used varmints just a few days ago, but since this is illegal is some states, I don't make an issue of it.
posted by mischief 16 November | 11:58
'round these parts, instead of eating cracklins, we buy cracquelines from Whole Foods. Imported from France, what?
posted by goatdog 16 November | 11:59
please excuse the question but, well, I am after all a furriner -- is it a Southern usage? I could bet I had heard it recently watching an old movie, maybe a Preston Sturges one.
posted by matteo 16 November | 12:16
Typically Southern, yes. But I grew up in Indiana and use it on occasion. Usually after running over a 'possum.
posted by sciurus 16 November | 12:34
We got varmints. Varmints dig beneath the woodshed. They nibble on the barn walls. They ate all the potatoes in the garden.

Rascally varmints.
posted by jrossi4r 16 November | 12:40
The finer restaurants are known to ensure customer goodwill by having an open bowl of varmints at the cash register.
posted by stilicho 16 November | 13:12
...and by serving fancy salads full of rapscallions.
posted by Hugh Janus 16 November | 13:40
"Varmint" always makes me think of Yosemite Sam.
posted by sisterhavana 16 November | 13:48
Yeah, I think of varmint as more western than Southern, but then I'm from Charleston, where varmints nevah, evah entah into the convehsation. I also just noted that I instinctively capitalize the South but not the west; this is also part of being from Charleston, I think. ;-)
posted by mygothlaundry 16 November | 13:59
I used the word three days ago whilst talking to my mother about the "dang armadillas" that were digging up her yard again. She's liberally sprinkled their holes with cayenne, which seems to keep them away for a month or so.
posted by Specklet 16 November | 14:03
Anybody want to go fer a swim in the Cee-ment pond?
posted by briank 16 November | 15:03
Y'cant do that yet! Ol' Granny hasn't finished whippin' up th' new batch o' lightnin' yet!
posted by Smart Dalek 16 November | 17:38
I'm new to town -- can anyone tell me where the Varmint District is?
posted by stilicho 16 November | 18:20
The people in the state offive are always varmints.
posted by moonbird 17 November | 07:07
pretty pictures from the underworld. || To think I really really really really really wanted to be a MeFite

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