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15 November 2005

What do you get when... [More:]you cross a donkey and an onion?

A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes...

What is your favorite "what do you get when" joke?
*must resist urge to make dhoyt/jenleigh reference*
posted by danostuporstar 15 November | 15:55
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat miner.
posted by arse_hat 15 November | 16:08
Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A woolly jumper.
posted by dg 15 November | 16:31
What do you get when you cross a Tyrannosaurus Rex with a dog?

I don't know, but if it wants to drink out of the toilet, I'm not gonna stop it.
posted by Hugh Janus 15 November | 16:39
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a retarded gorilla?

Nothing, there are some things even a retarded gorilla won't do.
posted by mr_crash_davis 15 November | 19:33
Gimme some good thanksgiving dish ideas!!! || Spam,

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