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13 November 2005

The Awful Truth About Mushrooms →[More:]Just in case you've already given up on that thread.

post by: loquacious at: 19:56 | 9 comments

Self-link!

posted by mudpuppie 13 November | 19:58

What? Where!? BURN THE SUMBITCH FUCKWHORE!

*lights self on fire*

OW SHIT.

posted by loquacious 13 November | 20:05

* feels bad, douses loquacious with red wine *

* oops *

posted by mudpuppie 13 November | 20:17

...and that concludes this week's lesson on how to get free drinks, Chapter 615: Lighting yourself on fire around drunk people so they throw their drinks at you. Please join us next week for Chapter 616: Advanced Wino Distillation - Harvesting low-grade alcohol from the common American street bum through mechanical seperation and distillation techniques.

posted by loquacious 13 November | 20:25

So, yeah, if it wasn't obvious I'm proud of that little mushroom-based piece of nonsense. That was really fun to write. I just wanted to share that.

Such lovely nonsense. Except, y'know, those bits about Judaism and Christianity are totally and completely true.

posted by loquacious 13 November | 20:32

hehehe ... their willies look like mushrooms!

posted by nomis 13 November | 20:37

loquacious: livin' up to the name!

posted by scarabic 13 November | 20:39

The aptly named loquacious.

posted by warbaby 13 November | 21:34

I think loquacious is running neck and neck with mischief as the most aptly named username ever.

posted by dhruva 13 November | 21:37

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