[Riff] His eyes.. ...were each like drops of diarrhea in a glass of milk garnished with an olive pit a'mid ships.
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Crossing the room towards me, he removed from his pocket a wallet, I could barely suppress a snicker at the condom ring clearly evident and ancient. Who was this guy? It's not my birthday or April's fools or anything like that.
Being new to town I had no idea what to expect but I could sense around me a palpable but defiantly inaudible giggle.
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