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09 November 2005

I wanna be your dog... →[More:]
You know that part right in the begining of I wanna be your dog by the Stooges, right after there is a sort of initial false start,which fades to the one guitar feeding back and then the menacing main guitar loopy churn kicks in and then the baseline starts and then the drums go and the sleighbells start? You know that part? That part is sooooooooo fucking good.


ps. I am not stoned at all.
post by: Divine_Wino at: 09:54 | 111 comments
What the fuck is a baseline? Christ I wish I was stoned.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 09:57
Bass line; I got it. It's what I use to catch those 20-pounders!

(I like Sid's mostly incoherent version as well.)

/doesn't fish
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 10:06
Baselining, which I hate with a passion, is a major part of my job.

Me too, Divine _Wino. Me too.
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 10:13
See that cat?
Yeah, I do mean you.
See that cat?
Yeah, I do mean you.
She got a TV eye on me,
She got a TV eye.
She got a TV eye on me, ohhhh...
posted by Smart Dalek 09 November | 10:16
When I saw the Stooges play last year, it was the only time a stranger has ever handed me a joint. Maybe it was to mellow out, because I was the only person in our area jumping up and down and generally going manic (to I wanna be your dog). Fuck I hate how NYC audiences just don't seem to get excited about bands. It was The Stooges man, get excited!
posted by gaspode 09 November | 10:24
I saw Iggy and not the Stooges (I'm not sure what the band was called, but I called them The Dudes From The Guitar Shop, 'cause that is surely what the fuck they were, all ringlets and zero motivation to do anything in their life but blow reefer, shred for Iggy and fuck in vans) about 4 years ago, at Irving Plaza and that shit was off the chain, lordy lordy, wild out. Iggy says "Get the fuck up on the stage, now! Fuck that guy!" points to a bouncer, 50 people get up on the stage, grab his dick, go nuts, then he gets sick on them being on the stage and yells "Get off the stage, NOW!" and starts pushing people off the stage. God was that show good, that man is in his fifties, jesus.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 10:31
of them.. of them. Maybe I am stoned.


Hey, has anyone else noticed that Don Imus looks like an eagle trying to push its way out from behind Marge Schott's face?
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 10:33
Where is ethylene?
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 10:34
Where is ethylene?

Being channelled through Divine_Wino at present perhaps?

I saw Iggy about 15 years ago in Sydney. I almost don't remember it. That was the same memory I had just days later though..
posted by peacay 09 November | 10:40
Could be, although I am wearing my anti-channeling cuirass at the moment.

Here is a google ad for when you google for cuirass

Fully Wearable Cuirass
Get Battle-Ready now!
Variety of protective plate armor.
www.mwart.com

I have a challenge, I would like to see some serious, dedicated non-sequitor bullshit in this thread, let's hit a hundred comments and see if we can get Eth to show up. Who's with me? I defy you to make me say "Oh shit, yo, chill, too far." Get Battle-Ready now!


posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 10:50
Sigh, ok I'll do another one...

What's up, then?
Order it online confidential from your home
Be a superman with Generik Viagra.
Let your instrument work like a clock with Generik Viagra.
Strengthen your endurance with Super Viagra.

Generik Medication is what Alastair Crowley had to get when his insurance lapsed and he was back on medicare. You might be the wickedest man in the world, but it's still a 20 dollar co-pay.

Ok, take it mcgraw! Hugh Janus? You can't all be working...
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 10:57
That is a great part. I love that song.
posted by omiewise 09 November | 11:00
oHHHHH Don't get too close to my fantasy
Don't be afraid to clutch the hand of your creator
Stare into the lion's eyes and if you taste the candy
You'll get to the surprise!!
posted by loquacious 09 November | 11:02
The morning smelt like a dog's arse, but I was a spry young lad so's I lept out of bed, grabbed my death ray/tennis racket and sallied forth into the world. The Philistines were out there, and by gum I would hunt down every last one of the foul vermin.

I’m the real deal. Whether you like it or not, you want to be rich like me, otherwise you wouldn't be here. And since you are here, I'm sure you already know that there are thousands of "get rich quick" programs on the internet today. You’ve probably even bought some of them yourself. Well, are you impressed with them? I’m not. Not even close. What proof do these losers have of their earnings? That they make a few thousand dollars a month? Big deal. I make millions. And I barely even do anything to earn it. It's so automatic it would make you sick.
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 11:08
Thanks loquacious, let's start a think tank. (Isn't think tank a great phrase? So many sarcastic applications, think of the civilian applications of sarcastic use of the phrase think tank)

What's up metachat? Seasonal Affective Disorder? Get a light box and a big coffee. Chop Chop!


It's so automatic it would make you sick.

Yes tr33hggr you depilitated hippie, yes! *Does an Elvis Karate Kick, Injures groin*
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 11:12
*doubles over in pain, expresses remorse at revealing too much!*
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 11:22
I’m the guy you see driving down the street in a Ferrari with the top down, and
you think to yourself, "What a jerk!" And you know what? You’re right. But so
what? Do you think I really value your opinion? I’m a rich jerk, so I couldn’t
care less. I cut through the bullshit. If you find me offensive, obnoxious, or
whatever….feel free to leave my website at anytime. I’m not here to make
friends. I’m here to show you EXACTLY how I make millions. It’s no secret that
I’m selling something here. And when you see what I'm offering, you will be
blown away.
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 11:26
Just 15 minutes and it will be hard as ROCK!
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 11:33
DO NOT MAKE ME EXPERIENCE EXHORTERS REMORSE!
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 11:39
You’re the type of guy that can’t control your girl
You try to buy her love with diamonds and pearls
I’m the type of guy that shows up on the scene
And gets the seven digits, you know the routine
You’re the type of guy that tells her, stay inside
While you’re steady frontin' in your homeboy’s ride
I’m the type of guy that comes when you leave
I’m doin your girlfriend, that’s somethin you can’t believe
Cause I’m that type of guy

You’re the type of guy that gets suspicious
I’m the type of guy that says, the pudding is delicious
You’re the type of guy that has no idea
That a sneaky, freaky brother’s sneakin' in from the rear
I’m the type of guy to eat it, when he won’t
And look in the places that your boyfriend don’t
You’re the type of guy to try to call me a punk
Now knowin that your main girl’s bitin' my chunk
I’m the type of guy that loves a dedicated lady
Their boyfriends are boring, and I can drive em crazy
You’re the type of guy to give her money to shop
She gave me a sweater *kiss* thank you, sweetheart
I’m that type of guy

I’m the type of guy that picks her up from work early
Takes her to breakfast, lunch, dinner, and breakfast
You’re the type of guy eatin' a tv dinner
Talkin about... goddamn it, i’m 'a kill her
I’m the type of guy to make her say, why you’re illin', B?
...you’re the type of guy to say, my lower back is killin me
...catch my drift?
You’re the type of guy that likes to drink Olde English
I’m the type of guy to cold put on a pamper
You’re the type of guy to say, what you talkin bout?
I’m the type of guy to leave my drawers in your hamper
I’m that type of guy

I’m that type of guy
You know what I mean?
Check it out...

T-y-p-e g-u-y
I’m that type of guy to give you a pound and wink my eye
Like a bandit, caught me redhanded, took her for granted
But when I screwed her, you couldn’t understand it
Cause you’re the type of guy that don’t know the time
Swearin' up and down, that girl’s all mine
I’m the type of guy to let you keep believin' it
Go ’head to work, while I defrost it, and season it
I’m that type of guy

I’m that type of guy

Know what I mean

I’m that type of guy

So ridiculous

So funny
I don’t know
Come on down
Yeah
Like real cool, you know what I mean?
I like just going to your frontdoor ringin' bells
And just like, ha, leave...
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 11:42
If the ocean was whiskey
And I was a duck
I'd dive to the bottom
And never come up
But the ocean's not whisky
And I'm not a duck,
I'll just keep on drinkin'
And toast to my luck.
Beef Cheese stick when I'm hungry,
Whisky when I'm dry,
Come along naked women
And lay by my side.

posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 11:52
Hugh,
I am listening to that right now, what can I say but, CHOICE!

Ohh wee oohhh!

tr33hggr, good man, no quarter asked or given. I am nailing our colors to the mast.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 11:56
Para-Diddle.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 12:10
Hey Janus,
If you like to rock out, you should listen to the fucking champs. I'm listening at the moment and I feel like driving a van full of nuns into AC/DC. Like now and shit, right NOW!
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 12:15
It's Guitarded! (already a band, but so what, WHAT A NAME!)

Dwight_Wingelous for the quadrifecta, Où est la bête?
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 12:18
Jonmc, do something!
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 12:28
You fuckers can't hang.


(Now comes the taunting portion of the evening's enterntainment)


C'mon jonmc, whatcha got to lose? I'll even give you your sideburn back!
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 12:40
Paradigm = $.20

Which just goes to show how worthless they all are.
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 12:41
My lunacy seems to have migrated to the mefi homepage. Is it a full moon?
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 12:48
BRING IT!
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 12:48
BRING IT WHERE?
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 12:49
YOU PICK THE PLACE, AND I'LL BRING THE FIZZY DRINKS!
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 12:49
Let's shut this whole fucking place down except for this thread. Then the infidels will have nowhere to hide!
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 12:50
Word life. Third person Divine_Wino is going to the exploratorium and is going to meet tr33hggr by the giant nose.


"In Memoriam: Louis Anglesey, Earl of Upnor, finest swordsman in England, beaten to death with a stick by an Irishman... In Connaught."
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 12:58
People do not drink pee in Russia!
posted by Edible Energy 09 November | 12:58
In Russia, pee drinks you!
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 13:00
*waits by giant nose, sniffs, looks around . . . sticks finger in giant nose . . . *
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 13:01
You are second person Divine_Wino, you sure hope you picked the right exploratorium, this one seems to be mostly focused on Ben Franklin's erotic exploits, you wonder if that over there is a giant nose? You further wonder why anyone would want their legacy to be a giant mechanical finger attached to a Leyden jar with catgut?


None of you can see this, but I am smiling really big right now
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 13:06
/me punches himself in the face
posted by Edible Energy 09 November | 13:08
*sudden shock of horrible realization . . . wait, that's not a . . . NOSE!*
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 13:13
Is that a human ear?
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 13:18
Eerie human?
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 13:38
michigan actually has two baselines due to the fact that during the initial survey one surveyor worked from the detroit area westward while one worked from the lake eastward. when they met they were some 600 feet off. as a result there is a jog in the township lines where the baselines were supposed to meet. (townships refers to 6 mile by 6 mile survey townships used in land legal descriptions, as opposed to political townships which are a different animal). i just knew you'd all be fascinated by this. </cliff claven>
posted by quonsar 09 November | 13:45
Political animals include the lynx, hedgehog, and the short-beaked echidna.
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 14:00
We are almost halfway there! Don't lost the energy!

Where has eth gone too, anyway?
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 14:05
LOSE! DAMMIT.
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 14:08
Fiddy Cent is the most tedious incarnation of the Mandingo fantasy ever.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 14:13
Jonmc, do something!

*tap dances, goes off to pee cherry koolaid some more, then continues reading Mordecai Richler's final book (which is a masterpiece. I am beginning to believe that underneath my youthful Irish-Italian exterior, I'm am actually a cantankerous Jewish septugenarian)*

Agreed, Fifty Cent is incredibly overrated. I also belive that the street-cred-I'm-such-a-bad-mothafucka-bling-bling hip-hop sells primarily to dumb white kids. The better rap (OutKast, Blackalicious) is far more personal, thoughtful, and musically adventurous, nowadays.
posted by jonmc 09 November | 14:16
One of the police officers in the attack on Rodney King is called Sergeant Stacey Koon. With a name like that, maybe you might have a problem about "race" too. According to Koon, when King was approached by a white female Highway Patrol officer with a gun, "He grabbed his butt with both hands and began to shake and gyrate his fanny in a sexually suggestive fashion. . . . As King sexually gyrated, a mixture of fear and offense overcame Melanie. The fear was of a Mandingo sexual encounter."


posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 14:17
Nelly is the most delightful of all.

Anyone see last nite's Patti Labelle tribute? For all I know it was taped years ago.
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 14:18
Irish-Italian-Jewish-septugenarian . . . head expldoes, starts to channel Saul Bellow . . .
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 14:19
No, but Austin City Limits has been rocking the freakin' Tr33 house lately. Etta James, The Killers . . .
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 14:20
That glass of cherry Kool-Aid I was drinking just doesn't seem the same anymore.
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 14:22
One of the police officers in the attack on Rodney King is called Sergeant Stacey Koon.

I seem to recall a guy who shot up a gay bar, who's surname was "Gay." Motive's pretty easy to figure out, I imagine.

Irish-Italian-Jewish-septugenarian . . . head expldoes, starts to channel Saul Bellow . . .

Are you familiar with Richler? He's a Anglophone Jew raised in Montreal of working-class origins. That must give one a remarkably warped but crystal clear perspective on the universe.

Our cable is out so I'm alternating between literature and the Net, since the cable TV seems to have gone out. Funny thing about my taste in literature (and music, come to think of it). I have never read (and have next to no interest in) many authors who my demographic peers see as must reads, like Jonathan Lethem or Anne Rice, say. The ones who I am obsessed with (Price, James Ellroy, Richler, Jim Dodge,Tim Sandlin) are of marginal interest to other book loons. I dunno what this means.
posted by jonmc 09 November | 14:26
I'll tell ya what it means! It means you have taste!

Seriously though, I never got much into Rice, and I tried to get on a Coupland kick, and I like his stuff, but it just felt hollow.

I did tell you Price is on the way though?
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 14:28
Tim O'Brien writes a mean story.
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 14:29
Ever read W. Stanley Moss' Ill Met by Moonlight? I seem to remember not putting it down 'til it was done.
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 14:37
Nope, but shall I? Those are the kind of books I hunger for now, that suck you in like a Dyson of literary bent.
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 14:39
Jonathan Lethem or Anne Rice

Jon, I love you like the mother I never had, but never mention those two in the same breath again. Fortress of Solitude might as well have been comissioned directly by me, it resonated so strongly with my life.

Anne Rice wants to be spanked by a mummy or some shit.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 14:39
I did tell you Price is on the way though?

Yeah. I hope he lives up to the hype for you.

It's not so much that I doubt my own taste, just that it sometimes makes me feel a little...strange? abnormal? not to have all the shared cultural touchstones of my peers. Same goes for music. I have little use for much of the music my peers love, and the music I lionize is of marginal interest at best to many of them. But it's kind of good in that it keeps me following my own path and avoiding getting contaminated by trends and herd behavior. back when I had a blog, I rarely wrote about "What Bush did today," or "Kewl Internet meme of the moment," mainly because I found it boring after reading it everywhere else and (in the case of Bush's exploits especially) what I had to say on the subject had usually been said better elsewehere.

I've always kind of been this way, but i think this attitude was cemented by my post-college-flunkout year spent working in a barkery on a night shift where I only inteacted with my fellow workers, largely third world and aging Euro immigrants and luckless young people like myself. This was at age 21, when most people are out striving for grand acheivements or having marvelous adventures. So, i'm isolated but I guess it's made things more interesting.

I'm blithering.

on preview: I've never read Lethem, so he may be really good for all I know, i was just picking a name at random, from covers I've seen in young people's hands on the train. My aversion to hype sort of led me away from him.

(also, I don't have the aversion to the lowbrow that many of my demographic do (not saying that makes me special or anything, just an observation). I kind of figure that may be a post-collegiate affectation people grow out of, like smoking European cigarrettes and using Britishisms like "cheers," and "bloody," even though they're from New Jersey."
posted by jonmc 09 November | 14:43
But it's kind of good in that it keeps me following my own path and avoiding getting contaminated by trends and herd behavior.


A-fucking-men brother. Sage advice, from a, well, sage.
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 14:47
The only problem with an aversion to hype is that sometimes good things are popular (not very often) or rather sometimes there are good things and they become popular, not because they are good, but because someone thought they were good, told everybody and then everybody kept up with the joneses.. You know me dude, I am as lowbrow as it gets.

You probably wouldn't like Lethem, but he's good.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 14:47
(also add my main man Tom Perotta to the list of relatively marginal authors I idolize. Most writers who specialize in writing about prosaic lower-middle-class suburbia do so to use it as shorthand for blandness and mediocrity. perotta writes about it as just another place, without condescencion or snark, seeing it's inhabitants as fully-fleshed human beings, not punchlines.

Sage advice, from a, well, sage.

I always thought of my self as a Rosemary, but thanks.

Wino, I've actually considered giving Lethem a chance, since people who's opinions i trust (like yourself) have praised him. And occasionaly I cave in to hype to, just out of curiosity if nothing else.
posted by jonmc 09 November | 14:49
*does 20 Hail Rosemarys*
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 14:51
Most writers who specialize in writing about prosaic lower-middle-class suburbia do so to use it as shorthand for blandness and mediocrity


This is why I like Carver and Bukowski - the blandness and mediocrity isn't disguised at all, it's the stage upon which the amazing (though rarely happy) can happen.
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 14:54
Now, I readlize you wrote, "herd behavior," and I would be lying if I said I didn't initially read it as such, but I think the phrase "hard behavior" ought to be on the cusp of currency.

What shall it mean? Should it be sexual, or menacing?
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 15:03
Both.
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 15:05
I also think "hard mentality" would be pretty cool. Along the same lines, that is.
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 15:06
I'm indulging in some hard behavior over on metafilter with Cleardawn at the moment. I just called him a twat, which was probably counterproductive, next I'm going to headbut somebody and say fing, instead of thing.

d'you loike flowers, 'arry?
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 15:06
Not that I want to be spanked by a mummy or anything, but my big peer group brain hole comes from having my TV viewing too closely monitored as a child and teenager, then not having one in college. First cable household. . .age 23? 24? So I miss tag lines from. . .say. . .Starsky and Hutch, Happy Days, Scooby Doo, Cheers . .etc. I do get to say things like: "Back in my day, if I wanted to watch videos, I had to stay up till TWO AM on FRIDAY! And watch it on BLACK AND WHITE! Kids today. . ."
posted by rainbaby 09 November | 15:07
Are you happy to see me, or is that just your mentality in your pocket?
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 15:07
How the hell does one "readlize," Hugh? That's such bullshit. You coward. Fucking write right, or not at all.

Piece of shit.
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 15:09
I feel like crying.
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 15:11
Well, you should, you dick.
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 15:12
Yes, Self-Castigate! We are all stupid cowards, hurrah!

Divine_Wino you are hung over and your shirt is way too blue, plus you get in serious business internet fights.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 15:13
Don't talk to me like that assface, I don't work for you yet.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 15:13
I just called him a twat,

He is a twat. Every time a leftie like him opens his mouth, somebody somewhere becomes a republican, which is themain reason I give guys like him a hard time.

I can also blame some of my taste weirdness on the fact that I'm a feind for reference books. During my seventies tykedom, there was series of books called The Book Of Lists and The People's Almanac that were really popular and my folks had them lying around the house. They were perfect for overbright smartasses with ADHD like myself, so I devoured them. So when I discovered rock and roll, i devoured all the music reference books at the library which were a few years out of date and splattered with record geeky stuff, so I got lost early.
posted by jonmc 09 November | 15:15
All hail mighty Gjetost, Norway's contribution to the world of cheese and semi-professional semi-hard behavior! You will succumb to...

The Boston Cray-ub!!!
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 15:17
Oh he could never make me a republican, he just makes me an embarassed leftist.


Stupid blushing leftist dumbass hungover wastrel.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 15:17
Where are you headbutting Cleardawn? I can't find it.

There is no such thing as too blue for a shirt.
posted by rainbaby 09 November | 15:24
Oh he could never make me a republican,

Me either, although I'm probably very conservative by his standards (since I'm pro-regulated-capitalism, pro-death penalty, pro-law enforcement and extremely wary of a lot of the militant left).

But when people like him proclaim themselves the face of the left, it does nothing but alienate people, which is bad.

But he wants to save the world, I'm old enough to know it dosen't especially want to be saved. And the old saw "You're either part of the solution or part of the problem," is BS, too. We're all both.
posted by jonmc 09 November | 15:24
I'm not headbutting him, I'm just scuffling with him, he rubs me the wrong way. I don't like being lectured, too much rebel blood.

It's no big thing.


And yes, jon, I am most certainly part of the problem. I think I will name my band that, by the way.

Part of the Problem.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 15:34
Yeah, ok, in what POST?

Rub Me The Wrong Way. (band name)
posted by rainbaby 09 November | 15:36
84, and I'm going home soon. Who will take the mighty flaming torch of the Wino?
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 15:41
Well I guess the cat's out of the bag, I shouldn't have brought it up, however. It's a fairly tidy little clusterfuck.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 15:43
Please don't torch the wino. He was once like you.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 15:44
Y'know something, I kind of wonder if our distaste for the cleardawns (and there are others like him on MeFi, just not to the same degree see: XQUZPHYR) of the world really has much to do with politics at all. There are mefites whos politics are similar to his or of other relatively outre flavors, such as languagehat, graymouser, and n9 who I like and others who I can at least engage with, so it's not simply ideology.

I think it's just that the older I get, the less patience I have with snotnoses, know-it-alls, bluenoses, and especially the smug and self-satisfied. And sadly the ranks of the "politically active," have more than their fair share of the above.
posted by jonmc 09 November | 15:48
I am glad I left my snot-nosedness at MeFi, where it belongs.
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 15:51
Yeah jon lad, that's basically it for me.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 15:55
WTF? This is starting to make sense . . .
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 15:57
91. So close to the goal. I'll leave it in everyone's capable hands. Time for the hggr to mosey on home and let the dog poop.

Bring eth back!
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 16:04
WE CAN DO IT.

posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 16:08
I could use a cheap path to a more glowing complexion.
posted by rainbaby 09 November | 16:08
plus it's the kind of sense that doesn't make any sense, you smell me hggr? Good work, btw, I hope you'll show up tomorrow for the ribbon ceremony.

posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 16:09
My cheese demands recognition!
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 16:10
I am totally cheating.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 16:12
That's because you are a godless heathen.
posted by rainbaby 09 November | 16:13
Fucking cheater, you deserve your headache.

(Hugh weren't we talking about the same cheese?)
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 16:13
Damn skippy we were!

Tastes like chocolate, butterscotch, and cheese. Too bad I can't tolerate it anymore.

But fuck that shit! That's another thread.

This one's about installing an attractive cobblefish garage floor.
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 16:23
I was just so close to 100.
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 16:23
plus it's the kind of sense that doesn't make any sense, you smell me hggr? Good work, btw, I hope you'll show up tomorrow for the ribbon ceremony.


I'll be there, lederhosen and all!
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 16:33
Hurray, we cracked a hunnert, world's problems solved.
posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 16:36
Perhaps a Ledermaske to match your Hosen, tr33hggr?
≡ Click to see image ≡
She's saying, "Congratulations," Divine_Wino.
posted by Hugh Janus 09 November | 16:44
Oooh, sexy!

/dog pooped, tr33 happy with wine
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 16:51
Oooh, shit. Dogs. It all came around, full circle. Jeebus, I luv the internet!
posted by tr33hggr 09 November | 16:52
Amazing, Brilliant, an art fucking of the first order.
Good night sweet chimps, I am off to home, where the cooking of the spaghetti with meat sauce (fear not Guinea jon, fromma da scratch) will commence.

posted by Divine_Wino 09 November | 16:55
actually my mother worked out of a jar (part of a secret desire to turn herself into Dona Reed, me thinks). Nonna makes all her Eyetalian delicacies from scratch. But all those thick tarry sauces (love 'em though I do, are from the Napolitan, Calabrese and Sicilians. The Lombardi go in for minestrone, gnocchi, risotto & gorgonzola, starchy pesani food.
posted by jonmc 09 November | 17:49
Also, I just watched a news flash where the reporter said "tonight, a local school board member turns him self in after six days on the run. details later."

For the life of me I couldn't help singing:

Six days on the run, and I'm a-gonna turn my self in tonight..
posted by jonmc 09 November | 18:04
ETHYLENE!!@!!@
posted by loquacious 09 November | 18:24
It worked, I'm 2 for 2.

Batting a thousand over here. Looks like they are gonna call me up to the show.

Drink my liquid gold bitches!
posted by Divine_Wino 10 November | 09:14
I'm quite impressed with your powers, and wish to subscribe to your lawnmower.
posted by tr33hggr 10 November | 09:22
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