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03 November 2005
Wow. I totally missed out on this meme, and... I'm glad.
As someone who has not a jot of wit or anything that could be considered intelligence, I find one-line memes to be a safe liferaft in a sea of humourous sharks.
Heh, Crystal Wank (where the line came from). It was the wank that kept on wanking and while most of the jokes, including pasted on yay, were beaten into the ground in seconds the wank itself was so, so beautiful at the time.
Crystal Wank was sort of like a much less morbid fandom version of the Kaycee Nicole debacle. Hurt feelings, accusations, sock puppets, betrayal, the exposing of a fraud, massive de-friending. For true wank lovers, Crystal Wank was a gold mine.