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03 November 2005

Best of the Web. See also: the main page.
Uh oh, he describes his site as 'wacky'. Never a good sign.

Thanks for linking to this. George Rabe reminds me of broccoli rabe, which I have in my refrigerator right now, and intend to eat for lunch, sauteed with lots of olive oil and garlic.
posted by iconomy 03 November | 10:41
I wouldn't want to eat him, regardless of how much olive oil and garlic he was sauteed with.
posted by killdevil 03 November | 10:41
How about bees? How do you feel about eating bees?
posted by iconomy 03 November | 10:42
That was a mistake.
posted by killdevil 03 November | 10:43
Why, killdevil, why?!
posted by Frisbee Girl 03 November | 10:49
Always close your mouth when sky-diving.
posted by killdevil 03 November | 10:51
You ate a bee while skydiving? That's even wackier than George Rabe's homepage. Did it buzz all the way down your throat?
posted by iconomy 03 November | 10:55
Alas, I kid. I have, however, received many times my US RDA of protein by eating bees, wasps and other flying things while riding my road bike.

Getting stung by a wasp inside your mouth is not enjoyable -- this has happened to me more than once.
posted by killdevil 03 November | 10:58
DID YOU SAY BEES?
posted by Capn 03 November | 11:06
No discussion of bee-eating is complete without a link to eat.bees.net.
posted by killdevil 03 November | 11:08
I got stung on the lip by a yellowjacket who hid in my Mountain Dew can while I watched a women's soccer match at college.

It was mortifying. My upper lip swelled up and curled until I looked like a duck, and nobody who saw me could resist a laugh. Even my buddy Pete's girlfriend's mother, on campus for the weekend, laughed when she saw me. I looked at myself in the mirror and laughed despite myself. Mortifying.

I went to my dorm room and hid for hours. I skipped dinner and sat on the back corner of my bed until my girlfriend came in. I hid my lip with my hands, and she smiled, and said it wasn't all that bad, let me see it. I resisted, and it became a little sympathetic game of her crawling up the bed and tugging at my hands, pleading to see my face. I finally relented.

She laughed her ass off.
posted by Hugh Janus 03 November | 11:48
Avoid the dread sock full of bees.
posted by madamjujujive 03 November | 13:40
If these words were people, || So I'm sitting here eating a jar of baby food

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