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My doorbell has rang twice tonight. No children, I do not have candy. That is why every light in the front of the house is turned off. That is why there is no porch light glowing. This is a dark scary house, why are you still ringing my doorbell? Oh well. I should have bought some candy, it is a bit easier than hiding out.
Begone dark and unreasonably polite creatures of the night. Begone from this tiny sea port. On this Hallows E'en, Take your corsets and eyeliner and tophats from this cursed place. And while you're at it, why do so many of you limp? What's that about?