MetaChat - Uniform fetish

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26 October 2005

Uniform fetish 1) Am I unusual for having the hots for white lab coats but absolutely no interest in medical-instrument-play?

2) Is this Dana Scully's fault?

post by: matildaben at: 19:45 | 23 comments

Well matildaben, I wear a lab coat at work every day, if you know what I mean, and I think you do...

posted by gaspode 26 October | 19:48

1) Nope. Rwwar!

2) Possibly. Again, rrrwaaar!

posted by loquacious 26 October | 19:49

I am so show this thread to my SO. She didn't believe me when I told her that lab coats were hawt.

posted by bmarkey 26 October | 19:59

Yes, and probably.

posted by Specklet 26 October | 20:00

I already knew that, gaspode, wink wink.

posted by matildaben 26 October | 20:01

I really, really like women in business suits. I don't know what the hell it is, but, hotdamn! Dana Scully? Hawt. Law & Order? OMFGWTF!

It's really the only thing I miss about working as a corporate cube/office slave.

The weird thing is is that I'm rather strongly anti-corporation, anti-establishment. I'm way more gutterpunk and dirthippy than anything. Paraphilia? Probably. It's been a life of confusion, yeah.

posted by loquacious 26 October | 20:07

really, really like women in business suits.

It's because you want to muss 'em.

posted by jrossi4r 26 October | 20:18

OK, maybe.

posted by loquacious 26 October | 20:49

costumes are fun
and it's almost halloween

and we apparently are in the land of make believe and all the cool kid shows

[disclaimer: almost all my clothes are some kind of drag]

posted by ethylene 26 October | 20:52

everytime i click on a mefi link my computer does a freak and fizzle--
why must you pimp, tone loq, why?
the user number's getting high
she canna take much more, captain--

posted by ethylene 26 October | 20:56

I pimp, therefore I am.

posted by loquacious 26 October | 20:59

This thread is useless without pics.

posted by keswick 26 October | 22:27

you am no pimp, pimpy mcpimpson
the bitches won't pay to play
*hides all pics*

and since your so fond of the green and the grey, why didn't you say something about how a post about a bad user is ok but good one is not?
i'm shocked, shocked, i say, at your lack of loquaciousness and that a thread went by without you.
and you made me check meef, ya bastard--
heh.

posted by ethylene 27 October | 00:31

keswick: Here ya go. Great for the guys, not so much for the ladies. But maybe the ladies are better at imagining what's under a lab coat.

This site suggests combining a lab coat with boxers or boxer briefs, though. Couldn't find examples. Would def work if you are this cute guy.

posted by stilicho 27 October | 00:47

I'm hard pressed to think of a fetish I'd like to encourage more. Please continue, we approve greatly.

posted by drpynchon 27 October | 01:09

if you'll pay, maybe we should make a metachat calendar

or just email me under the header "St. John"

posted by ethylene 27 October | 01:27

Eth, which threads are you talking about? There's been several. Email and IM contacts are in my profile if you wish to take it out-of-thread.

posted by loquacious 27 October | 01:52

Labcoat fantasies ....... I can relate that to some people's fantasies about nurse uniforms. Nurse's uniforms are not hawt, nor usually white. We do not wear high heels, or those "pretend to be a wimple" caps.

This happens:

"So, what do you do?"

"I'm a nurse."

"Oh wow, I bet you look hawt in your uniform"

*Bye now"

Lab coats, though.. I'm always sure that labcoats are concealing thongs.

posted by reflecked 27 October | 05:18

heh. wimple.
i hope you at least got to pick reasonably inoffensive scrubs.

posted by ethylene 27 October | 05:25

≡ Click to see image ≡
I looked as suave as this geezer in my chefs-uniform (though I filled it out a little better - ahem), the double-breasted white shirt, the black and white checkered pants. The dumb hat. ;) Hawt? nope, but kewl, yes. At least I thought so.

posted by dabitch 27 October | 09:16

I don't know that I would call it a fetish, but I think that there's definite hotness in a chef's uniform, especially when finished off with a crisp white bisto apron and Danskos.

As for wearing uniforms, it never fails to surprise me when a guy tells me that they're turned on by a woman in a full or partial tux.

posted by Frisbee Girl 27 October | 09:43

chix in tuxes - teh hawtness. unless part of a pole-dance act, then meh. well, thinking on it now, time I saw tux worn by vibrantly lesbian woman also not so much the hotness for me. But tux worn sincerely by het ma'am? wuf. Thems good eatin'
Did I say that out loud?

posted by pliskie 27 October | 10:41

Methinks tux worn by lesbian hot too. But then I am a woman.

posted by matildaben 27 October | 18:01

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