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26 October 2005

Go To Hell

post by: peacay at: 11:38 | 22 comments

Run your fingers through my soul.

I read that as "run your fingers through my soil," and got really turned on.

posted by Hugh Janus 26 October | 11:43

but but but...
i thought i was in hell already.

posted by dfowler 26 October | 11:44

You are.

posted by agropyron 26 October | 11:45

Wow . . . umm, I just . . . I suppose she's cute . . . but, um
WHAT
THE
FUCK?

posted by tr33hggr 26 October | 11:47

I'm sorry, but there is no combination of Robert Ingersoll and strange, sultry women that computes in any sense.

posted by selfnoise 26 October | 11:58

I think Robert Ingersoll would disagree with your skepticism.

posted by warbaby 26 October | 12:01

it hurts. please make it stop.

posted by pliskie 26 October | 12:10

Whoa! And not too far away from me.

posted by omiewise 26 October | 12:15

If she doesn't believe in hell, why did she try so hard to recreate it?

posted by jrossi4r 26 October | 12:17

The psychosis or the girl omiewise?

posted by peacay 26 October | 12:18

I'd bang her. Then I'd teach her sound Web design skillz. But then I'd dump her, cause she's clearly unbalanced.

posted by Skrik 26 October | 12:54

My eyeballs... they vibrate.

posted by Specklet 26 October | 13:02

Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 plenary indulgences.

posted by brownpau 26 October | 13:04

LOL skrik!

posted by tr33hggr 26 October | 13:49

It was worth it all for the Churchill quote.

posted by puddinghead 26 October | 13:53

I'm confused. I don't have the patience for that website but I wonder what church she went to. I used to live in Wilmington.

posted by amro 26 October | 14:14

peacay-yes.

posted by omiewise 26 October | 14:35

GONE TO HELL.
BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

posted by wendell 26 October | 15:28

So she quit the church over the pedo-priest stuff, some priest said something bad about her and it inspired... that? Clearly obsessed, possibly crazy, but gorgeous as well. Still, I dunno if it would be worth it to have sex with her and risk waking up in the night with her stabbing you with a crucifix. Plus I am not into the role-playing and she might want to be called Lady Diablo in bed. Or maybe Joan of Arc, actually.

I'm going to go back to digging up dahlias now.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 26 October | 17:06

i'm a little heretic
short and stout
here is my handle
there goes my spout

posted by ethylene 26 October | 17:38

Delusions of grandeur.

posted by deborah 26 October | 22:57

i haven't really looked it through (don't really want to), but i don't know if the site could be considered clinically delusional by web standards, nor is particularly grand.

posted by ethylene 26 October | 23:10

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