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25 October 2005

The Gospel According to 50 Cent

post by: matteo at: 11:06 | 15 comments

The thing is this: all of the money, all of the success-none of it is going to keep me alive longer than I'm meant to be. But the ICU is finished with 50 Cent. They're through seeing me under any circumstances. The way I see it, even a nigga like me ain't no accident. Like I said before, I believe in God. I didn't survive being shot nine times for nothing. I didn't claw my way out of the 'hood just 'cause it was something to do. I know I've got a purpose-a reason for being on this planet.

posted by matteo 25 October | 11:08

God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Niggaz

posted by matteo 25 October | 11:10

GOSPEZILLIO!

posted by quonsar 25 October | 11:36

ICU?

posted by tr33hggr 25 October | 11:42

Intensive Care Unit

posted by omiewise 25 October | 11:46

OMG LET'S MAKE FUN OF RELIGION AND BLACK PEOPLE!

posted by Eideteker 25 October | 11:48

Ahhhh, got it.

posted by tr33hggr 25 October | 11:53

Surviving being shot nine times means god loves you? *looks for ways to piss-off the lord*

posted by arse_hat 25 October | 12:00

I just wonder who ghost wrote this.

posted by Specklet 25 October | 12:42

I believe he wrote this. I also believe he is a work in progress.

BTW, in the coming few years keep an eye on Eminem. He may surprise you.

posted by bunnyfire 25 October | 15:21

I believe we're all works in progress.

posted by Specklet 25 October | 16:12

This guy is 50's literary agent (i.e., likely ghostwriter).

posted by box 25 October | 16:53

BTW, in the coming few years keep an eye on Eminem.

Boy's got Bahá'í written all over him.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 25 October | 20:39

I thought he was entirely covered in tats already

posted by matteo 25 October | 23:13

*snurk*

posted by Specklet 26 October | 12:15

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