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25 October 2005

BUSH ASSASSINATED

post by: quonsar at: 21:58 | 28 comments

Darn.

posted by interrobang 25 October | 22:04

He was such a good prez. I hope they pick someone good.

posted by me3dia 25 October | 22:13

Dammit, now I need to smoke a cigarette and change my underpants.

posted by PinkStainlessTail 25 October | 22:14

"He was such a good prez. I hope they pick someone good."

The #2 guy will do a great job, don't worry.

posted by greasy_skillet 25 October | 22:16

They're holding a Mach 3 for questioning.

posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 25 October | 22:25

I think I just came a little in my pants.

posted by mr_crash_davis 25 October | 22:30

I think I just came a little in crash's pants.

posted by WolfDaddy 25 October | 22:32

and it was lily-white

I'm running away ha ha I'm running away hee hee. :-D

posted by WolfDaddy 25 October | 22:33

I heard it was a pretzel that done it.

posted by Edible Energy 25 October | 22:36

I heard it was Cheney and Rove, as part of a sex game.

posted by amberglow 25 October | 23:08

Matteo doesn't like us. :(

posted by mudpuppie 25 October | 23:39

a nasal emission of glee.

posted by moonbird 26 October | 00:04

no one understands him but his woman
is that maxosaur?

posted by ethylene 26 October | 00:05

I guess he didn't fill the potholes.

posted by arse_hat 26 October | 00:14

Two words.

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

posted by dreamsign 26 October | 00:22

Ew.

posted by mudpuppie 26 October | 00:26

nah, it was that vacuum jerking off thing ; >

posted by amberglow 26 October | 00:52

Yeah, except it wasn't just a vacuum, it was a Flowbee.

posted by loquacious 26 October | 01:02

that vacuum jerking off thing

Wait, are we talking about his presidency here?

posted by bmarkey 26 October | 01:03

Geez. Don't do that. I've got a bad heart.

posted by warbaby 26 October | 01:20

wait, i thought this was the electrical stimulation by urethral and anal insertions thread--

posted by ethylene 26 October | 02:28

Arf?

posted by loquacious 26 October | 02:32

where is that thread?

posted by WolfDaddy 26 October | 02:52

I heard it was a pretzel in the anus.

posted by Secret Life of Gravy 26 October | 11:13

You people are traitors, I'm calling the C.I.A.

(the Comedy of Imperialialist Ass ass ins)

posted by danostuporstar 26 October | 13:11

it could have been a segay

posted by joelf 26 October | 14:42

er, segway

posted by joelf 26 October | 14:43

Segway Segway Sputnik!

posted by Hugh Janus 26 October | 14:44

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