MetaChat - Snakes on the brain

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21 October 2005

Snakes on the brain So last night, I had a dream, and that python from the toilet was there. →[More:]We were at a zoo and one of my psych professors was giving us a tour. We went to the reptile house, and there was that damned snake (only not on a toilet).

In short, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, METACHAT!

post by: Eideteker at: 11:46 | 15 comments

* climbs out of Eideteker's head *

posted by dodgygeezer 21 October | 11:54

*goes around Eideteker's head, picking up beer bottles and emptying ashtrays*

posted by me3dia 21 October | 12:08

I can't hear you very well; wandering around in your head, I found a room full of porn stars and drug references. I'm, uh, stuck. C'mon, it's sticky in here. What? You want me to get head? You're a step behind, buddy!

Oh, okay, okay! You don't have to get all Eddie Murphy in Trading Places on me. Damn. I'm out!

posted by Hugh Janus 21 October | 12:12

*hides somewhere around the amygdala*

posted by gaspode 21 October | 12:43

Glad to be of service, Eideteker.

posted by killdevil 21 October | 12:55

Evidently, this is rather a common occurrence:

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posted by killdevil 21 October | 12:57

*exits reluctantly, but leaves a little surprise for later*

posted by taz 21 October | 12:58

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posted by killdevil 21 October | 12:59

Those are both from Guam, where they evidently have a big problem with Brown Tree Snakes...

And one final moment of Zen for all of you:

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posted by killdevil 21 October | 13:00

See? See??

* turns images off again *

posted by mudpuppie 21 October | 13:32

*rubs small circles on mudpuppie's back, murmurs soothingly*

You don't live in Guam, pup, you live in sunny California, where the snakes stay a respectful distance away.

posted by Specklet 21 October | 14:12

Au contraire dear Specklet. I live on MetaChat, where the snakes come up through the plumbing on a regular basis.

* lifts feet off floor, just in case *

posted by mudpuppie 21 October | 14:22

Your chickens are attack chickens, right? They could take on snakes, I know it.

posted by Specklet 21 October | 14:50

Not my amygdala! That's where my fears hang out!

You know what, Specklet and mudpuppie can stay. I totally need hot hot chick-on-chick backrubbing action in my head after this week.

posted by Eideteker 21 October | 19:33

the nicest, cutest, most aww inspiring cats call kill snakes with amazing speed and high flung gymastics
but one made my cat neurotic as i didn't know it was there for months
and i've removed both snakes and cats from car engines.

posted by ethylene 21 October | 20:24

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