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20 October 2005

QUONSAR →[More:]I want to eat your pets and/or children, and then force them to watch Little House on the Prairie until the world finally ends. THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD. SHOUTING GENEROUSLY SPONSORED AND SUPPORTED BY SPUMCO.

post by: loquacious at: 00:49 | 45 comments

LOG LOG LOG!

posted by arse_hat 20 October | 01:01

AAARGH I JUST GOT STUNG BY A STUPID UNGRATEFUL BEE

posted by dhruva 20 October | 01:08

CAN'T WE HAVE A RULE LIMITING SHOUTING THREADS TO ONE EVERY 24 HOURS?

posted by wendell 20 October | 01:48

STOP

SHOUTING!

posted by dg 20 October | 01:49

Even more important - stop trying to make us make rules!

posted by dg 20 October | 01:54

THERE MUST BE NO RULES!

posted by kmellis 20 October | 03:17

≡ Click to see image ≡≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by joelf 20 October | 03:22

honestly
children these days
"it's not the age, it's the mileage"
and what you bothered to see on the way
(i had three watery US crap beers after ages, and am accidently ashing on my tab and am looking in piles of paper)

posted by ethylene 20 October | 03:32

ONE RULE: NO PANTS.

posted by loquacious 20 October | 03:51

well i have alcohol in my system so i'm too lizard brained and self absorbed to bother looking for the other tickets or "shifted to tomorrow" tasks anyway
trying to untypo is hard enough

posted by ethylene 20 October | 03:52

WAIT NO SORRY TWO RULES

NO PANTS
AND
EVERYBODY DANCE!

posted by loquacious 20 October | 03:52

too bad, down lo
can't be bothered to do that either
but i will go pee

posted by ethylene 20 October | 03:53

We can dance! We can dance! Everybody look at your pants!

posted by arse_hat 20 October | 03:54

i spilled my water! damn you anheilzer bush!

posted by ethylene 20 October | 04:04

but american spirit sent me a card made of flower seeds for my legal birthday and i just got a support organic growers shirt
jr, i know, but it's my brand when i bother

posted by ethylene 20 October | 04:05

*digesting*
sobriety tastes delicious!

posted by ethylene 20 October | 05:11

WHERE'S MRS. PANTS?
CRAPADOODLE ON A POODLE!
NOW THAT I HAVE TIME TO DO STUFF I DON'T WANNA DO NOTHIN'!
PHPHPHTHTHTHTHTHTTHTH
ARG
caw.

posted by ethylene 20 October | 06:07

wait, is this the shouting thread?
I'M SORRY, ME3DIA, I HAVE TO GO TO A LOCAL BIRTHDAY/'WEEN PARTY
BUT I THINK I MAY SO AS A SNAKECHARMER TO GO WITH MY FRIENDS COSTUME
HER DAUGHTER IS DRESSING AS A BUNNY
I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO PART IN THIS
I DAMWELL PLAN TO TAKE PICTURES OF HER

posted by ethylene 20 October | 07:02

CAN I SAY RAMADAN KICKS ASS WHEN YOU'RE A NIGHT OWL? except when the sun is rising and you haven't eaten yet
I AM OBSERVANT AND SO KIDDING

posted by ethylene 20 October | 07:10

THIS SHOULD GO IN THE QUOTES THREAD BUT IT IS NOT UNHALLOWEENIE

posted by ethylene 20 October | 07:34

PRESSURED SPEECH.

posted by bunnyfire 20 October | 07:44

PROJECTION.
*goes operatic*

posted by ethylene 20 October | 07:46

YANAD
YAAI
IANAC

posted by ethylene 20 October | 07:49

posted by ethylene 20 October | 07:50

MOM, BUNNYFIRE IS PRESSURING ME

posted by ethylene 20 October | 08:34

MOM, BUNNYFIRE POOPED ASH ON THE CARPET

posted by ethylene 20 October | 08:39

OK, LO, YOU WIN

posted by ethylene 20 October | 09:19

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

posted by sisterhavana 20 October | 09:36

OK, ETH, THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW. MAYBE NEXT TIME.

posted by me3dia 20 October | 12:55

I'M NOT WEARING PANTS BUT I CAN'T DANCE.

Sorry.

posted by deborah 20 October | 13:09

everybody can dance

posted by loquacious 20 October | 14:40

YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO.
AND PLEASE TAKE PICTURES.

posted by ethylene 20 October | 15:04

JUST DO IT
I HAVE FOUND JONMC'S TRIBAL NAME: GARBAGE FOOD
AND CRASH? CHEETO PENIS
I CANNOT SEE THE SUN.
I WANT HORSEY SAUCE
DAMN YOU ALL

posted by ethylene 20 October | 15:38

DO BILL COLLECTORS HAVE THE RIGHT TO YELL AT YOU WHEN YOU HAVE TO CALL TO CORRECT THEM THAT [insert name of anonyous stranger you don't know] DOES NOT LIVE HERE?
THEY SEEM AN AWFULLY TOUCH BUNCH.
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE TO CALL BACK TWICE BECAUSE THEY HANG UP ON YOU.

posted by ethylene 20 October | 16:12

FINE. I ATE SOMETHING. SO?
AND FOR A TIME CONSIDERED HUGH JANUS MAY BE ICONOMY'S ALTERSOCKEGO

posted by ethylene 20 October | 16:18

WELL, I NEVER!!!

posted by Hugh Janus 20 October | 16:31

YET.

posted by ethylene 20 October | 16:33

BEAT THE TRIBAL DRUMS FOR HUGH'S TRIBAL NAME:
MUSTACHIOED

ICONOMY WILL HEREBY BE KNOWN AS SPANGLIOED for the two or possibly three seconds in which you remember you saw this

posted by ethylene 20 October | 16:41

LOW KKWAY SHUSSSSS...

posted by ethylene 20 October | 17:07

FREE! I'M FREE! MY THROAT IS SORE!
I'M DONE! THE SUN HAS SET! I CAN EAT, SLEEP AND WATCH THE DAILY COLBERt REPORt!
SOMEDAY HE AND I WILL FINALLY HAVE THAT MOMENT WHEN WE MEET FACE TO FACE AND LOCK EYES IN THAT UNCOMFORTABLE UNBLINKING AWKWARDNESS AND NEITHER ONE OF US WILL WANT TO BREAK FIRST! IT'LL BE ALL ERNIE KOVACS OR SOMETHING!
MY GUTS HURT FROM THE UPRIGHT POSITION!
and

i wanna go to sheetaly too!
i even shed sho

i have to schleep
later
"Your fiesta is waiting"
for five days i guess

posted by ethylene 20 October | 20:18

i even worked 김치 and orz in and no one noticed
sheesh

posted by ethylene 20 October | 20:23

Oh, we noticed. We just weren't impressed ;-)

posted by dg 20 October | 20:36

oh, it shows. it shows.

posted by ethylene 20 October | 22:14

WONDERCHICKEN!

Do you love me yet, you bastards? I'll MAKE you love me!

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken 21 October | 08:48

I was gonna say 'I'll fuck you until you love me!' and then bite some ears, but I thought that might be too obscure.

posted by stavrosthewonderchicken 21 October | 08:49

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