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20 October 2005

I'm bored. Play with me. Or ask me a question. Or something.
post by: mudpuppie at: 15:26 | 51 comments
Have you made any bids on eBay today?
What's your opinion of Stephanie Miller?
Do your doors work? If not are they properly labelled?
posted by danostuporstar 20 October | 15:28
No, ambivalent, mostly, it's on my list.
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 15:28
what kind of underwear are you wearing?
posted by jonmc 20 October | 15:29
Wow, jon, you have to ask? I "work at home."
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 15:30
Give me a beer recommendation that isn't Shiner. I feel the need to branch out.
posted by gaspode 20 October | 15:31
*drags cat toy on string across floor*
posted by arse_hat 20 October | 15:31
Who, in your opinon, was the best Catwoman on the Batman television series? Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, or Lee Merriweather? Who was the worst? And why?
posted by iconomy 20 October | 15:33
So, no underwear?
posted by tr33hggr 20 October | 15:34
*jiggles cat toy up and down*
posted by arse_hat 20 October | 15:34
What have you done with MetaFilter's data?
posted by danostuporstar 20 October | 15:35
Please place this in your ear, it will remove boredom entirely. Also in honor of Achewood enjoying a metafilter moment of nonbeing, it will certainly make you dance like as if you had ass in your pants.

James Brown - People Get Up and Drive Your Funky Soul

Now really listen to it and put on some underwear, you'll catch a chill.
posted by Divine_Wino 20 October | 15:36
Who would win in a fight: Katherine Harris or Predator?
posted by selfnoise 20 October | 15:36
*tosses cat toy under chair and slowly pulls it back*
posted by arse_hat 20 October | 15:38
'pode:

Go for anything with the name "Samuel Smith" on it.

~~~

*lunges at arse_hat's hand*

~~~

iconomy:

I think Eartha Kitt had the best purr. Her nose, though, freaks me out. Julie Newmar was pretty hot, but Lee Merriwether had the Mrs. Robinson thing going on. I don't think I can pick a 'worst.' What if one of them is reading this and it hurts their feelings??


~~~

tr33hgr:
nope.

~~~~

* flicks tail at arse *

~~~

dano, i hid it in my underwear drawer -- which is surprisingly empty.

~~~

* gets down to James Brown *

~~~

Katherine Harris. Duh.

~~~

* lunges for arse's thigh *
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 15:40
When are you going to send me the old school hip-hop mash-up mix tape you mentioned in the MeCha music swap thread?

Also, how are you?

Did you see today's Scary-go-round comic?

posted by Capn 20 October | 15:41
*rubs mudpuppie's tummy*
posted by arse_hat 20 October | 15:42
if you're really bored, you could collect up all the YSI links so you could be radio puppy or zip them in a mix for me for the swap
(my zipper is stuck)
posted by ethylene 20 October | 15:42
Capn, you must have me mixed up with someone else. I'm not a HipHopster.

So-so, thanks.

No. Link, please?
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 15:42
* tolerates tummy rubbing for a minutes, then bites arse again. flicks tail. walks away. licks self. *

~~~

eth, i'll consider it.
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 15:44
Gaspode: I'm pretty partial to Aventinus lately. And New Belgium makes a wide variety of tasty, tasty beers.

Mudpuppie: Ooh, Samuel Smith's. Do you have a favorite? The imperial stout rocks the bells like LL Cool J and Bob James (yeah, it's Bob James, right?). Of course, not being a hiphopster, you might miss the reference. It rocks the boat like the Hues Corporation.
posted by box 20 October | 15:46
Capn, you must have me mixed up with someone else. I'm not a HipHopster.

Oh wow, I just saw "mud" at the start of the username (in the mix thread) and my brain stopped reading there.

No. Link, please?

A cross between the Predator and King Herod
posted by Capn 20 October | 15:47
Yay! thanks, pup and box.

Now I shall go play with rats.
posted by gaspode 20 October | 15:50
box, I'm partial to the porter.

Capn, thanks for the link. The "all-satanic" curriculum makes me want to self-link.

On preview: * is jealous of gaspode's rats' playtime. shuffles off. *
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 15:51
mudpuppie why am I so lethargic of late? Am I preparing for winter hibernation? Should I care?
posted by mr_crash_davis 20 October | 15:53
crash, have you been taking the pills i sent you? if so, that's why your lethargic. and also, good boy!
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 15:55
*shuffles off.*

Aww, so no all-satanic self-link?
posted by danostuporstar 20 October | 15:56
I decided against it, dano.
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 15:57
crash, have you been taking the pills i sent you? if so, that's why your you're lethargic. and also, good boy!
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 15:57
it was just one of those things
posted by ethylene 20 October | 15:58
The Capn Demands Satanic Self Links!!!!!!!!
posted by Capn 20 October | 15:59
'Twasn't a 'satanic' self-link per se, it was an unabashed political link poking at the Right. But in my mind, they're sort of related.
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 16:00
Are you less bored now?
posted by Specklet 20 October | 16:09
No, I think I'm regressing.

Thanks for indulging, though.
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 16:12
Pssssst....


Wanna buy some indulgences?
posted by Hugh Janus 20 October | 16:29
Those indulgences look mighty stuffy, Janus.
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 16:35
Hmm. It seems that indulgences are stuffy as a rule.
posted by Specklet 20 October | 16:39
Sure does -- until you get to "Triple Layer Cake Hair & Body Wash":

≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 16:42
If your bologna had a first name, what would it be?
posted by amberglow 20 October | 17:14
In fact, it does. And the name's Mr. Whiffenpoof.
posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 17:24
Miss Poofson if you're nasty
posted by ethylene 20 October | 17:38
* ... licks self.*
Man, I wish I could do that. Cats and dogs are so lucky.
posted by dg 20 October | 17:46
I dated a guy who could uh, pleasure himself orally.

Also, I need the triple cake thing. NOW.
posted by Specklet 20 October | 17:52
Then what the hell did he need you for? ;>
posted by jonmc 20 October | 18:34
Exactly. All relationship (male/female ones anyway) problems could be solved if men had bendier necks. Or longer dicks, I suppose.
posted by dg 20 October | 18:36
jon, I see my reputation has not preceeded me; if it had, you wouldn't have asked.

*wink*
posted by Specklet 20 October | 18:38
Heh. Of course, you can cook.

Of course the real question is: did he swallow?
posted by jonmc 20 October | 18:39
i vote bigger, not just longer but the following is for mudpuppie's amusement:
posted by ethylene 20 October | 18:45
Would you?
posted by dg 20 October | 18:45
excerpts of actual email:
--i dont know why you would want to show up and surpise me when we could plan
something!
did we win the lotto?!
I will buy one on your birthday then for us.
I saw death ca-- --ne is roots, the other is wings--

we totally did not win the lottery, i bet no one did
i love death-- --btw people you don't know want to say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOBIAS!

--if i did that kind of thing i wouldn't be all "Here's me and my luggage!"
Gimme a little credit
*sheesh*

organized and plan so i could take time off or plan an event or something, have it-- --sheesh. gimme a little credit!!
u think all i think about is me me me how do things impact me?
sheesh.

sheesh miss i wanna make plans i wanna organize and sheesh everything mcsheeshypants
your delivery got messed up so it hasn't been sent yet so nyeah
maybe i'll forget all about that [deleted] and send the shiny pink sneakers instead!
i can't believe i'm sheeshing awakes for sheesh sakes

--tried to sheeshing get to sheeshitznick paris or london next year
you sheeshin' me?
oh i sheeshing forgot you sheeshed that already
*sheesh*
amsterdam?
new zealand?
the dollar can't get worse, can it?
iceland?

while i'm sheeshing at it, what's your size?
i hadn't the faintest idea but i know how you use to like to layer--
i think of you as a general no pink no flowers likes stripes and androgyny and funky colors
but maybe you have defunked--

yes dg, as young boys around the world seem to be easily able to lick the damn things. still they want you to watch.
posted by ethylene 20 October | 19:01
they... have cameras
posted by ethylene 20 October | 19:03
the follow up
whats ugly?
whats busy?
who are these people--
i am still funk but i am Fatty McFatty right now--
i am sheeshing going to sheesh-waii--
i wanna go to shee shee shitaly

my response will be:
i wanna go to sheetaly too!
i even shed sho

i got her a juicycouture wine hooded sweatshirt poncho and it cost me
$2.08
yes, be in awe. i will now go shout
remember, she doesn't know sho shhhhhh
i think maybe i should have gone for the pink shiny puma looking sneakers but, say la vee
posted by ethylene 20 October | 20:06
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