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I, too, have leather pants hanging in my closet. But at least I had a motorcycle.
And since I no longer have a motorcycle, mine haven't been worn in years. Now people have to find something else to make fun of me for (sadly, not a difficult task).
My (straight) friend has a blue, velvet shirt and leather pants as well as a sparkly silver shirt for the exact same reason this guy has DKNY leather pants.