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19 October 2005

IF YOU DON'T LIKE SHOUTING, IGNORE THIS THREAD! →[More:]

MY LEFT HIP JOINT HURTS BECAUSE I KEEP FORGETTING TO NOT CROSS MY LEGS!

MY TWO CLOSEST FRIENDS SUCK BAD RIGHT NOW AND I'M MAD AND WEEPY!

I'M HAVING TROUBLE CONCENTRATING AT WORK! I'M HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING!

I LOVED MEETING CALI AND FRISBEE GIRL AND MUDPUPPIE AND I WISH I WERE WITH THEM RIGHT NOW!

post by: Specklet at: 17:23 | 70 comments

WHAT??

I'VE NEVER GOTTEN TO MEET ANY OF YOU . . . SIGH

posted by tr33hggr 19 October | 17:28

HI SPECKLET!!

posted by mudpuppie 19 October | 17:29

SPECKLET I AM WRITING YOU A LONG EMAIL FILLED WITH LOTS OF STUFF THAT WILL MAKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE JEALOUS. OKAY? OKAY!

posted by mudpuppie 19 October | 17:31

I'M LEAVING WORK NOW! YAY!

posted by gaspode 19 October | 17:31

SHOUTING THREAD! SHOUTING THREAD!

posted by loquacious 19 October | 17:33

Sigh...

posted by mosch 19 October | 17:35

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

that felt good.

posted by bunnyfire 19 October | 17:36

MOSCH YOU MUST SHOUT! SHOUTING IS GOOD! LET IT OUT, HONEY, WE CAN TAKE IT!

MUDPUPPIE, I AM GLAD ABOUT THE EMAIL! YOU ARE AWESOME! I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR CHICKENS!

posted by Specklet 19 October | 17:45

No, no. Shouting is BAD. He was banned from Metafilter.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 19 October | 17:50

WHAT A COINCIDENCE! THE CHICKENS ARE SHOUTING TOO! IN FACT, THEY'RE ALWAYS SHOUTING! THEY STAND AT THE SCREEN DOOR AND SHOUT! ABOUT NOTHING! OR ABOUT EVERYTHING! I DON'T REALLY KNOW!

posted by mudpuppie 19 October | 17:51

THE SKY IS FALLING! THAT'S WHY!

posted by arse_hat 19 October | 17:53

I THOUGHT HE LOOKED FAMILIAR!

ER, SHOUTING IS GOOD IN THIS THREAD! BUT NOT ALL THE TIME! SHOUTING IS GOOD WITH CHICKENS!

posted by Specklet 19 October | 17:53

CHICKEN IS GOOD!

posted by brainwidth 19 October | 17:55

BRAINWIDTH, SINCE YOU HAD A BAD DAY YESTERDAY, I'LL GIVE YOU A PASS ON THE CHICKEN FINGERS!

posted by mudpuppie 19 October | 17:56

YOU WANNA SA......hold on, my throat hurts.

posted by Smart Dalek 19 October | 17:57

HEY, HAS ANYONE HEARD FROM DABITCH???

posted by Specklet 19 October | 17:59

WHERE'S LEEJAY?

posted by me3dia 19 October | 18:03

IF THE ASTROS FUCK IT UP AND DON'T MAKE THE WORLD SERIES THIS YEAR I WILL PERSONALLY BLOW UP THE ASTRODOME AND MINUTE MAID PARK AND RELIANT STADIUM AND OTHER THINGS AND I WILL DO IT WITH BOMBS MADE OF BUNNIES. YOU! HAVE! BEEN! WARNED!

posted by WolfDaddy 19 October | 18:11

I AM HONGRY.

posted by sciurus 19 October | 18:12

I AM GOING HOME.

posted by me3dia 19 October | 18:13

The preceding plus ~~one~~ two message was for informational and humorous purposes only. No bunnies, buildings, or porpoises were or will be harmed in the making of said message. Void where void. I need to void my bowels. I like vowels. I have a vowel movement once a day. But once a knight's enough.

posted by WolfDaddy 19 October | 18:13

HEH, SCIURUS, THAT REMINDS ME OF A LONGSTANDING BILLBOARD FOR THE CARL'S CORNER TRUCKSTOP ON I-35 IN TEXAS: Y'ALLLLL HONGRY?

THE BETTER BILLBOARD IS FOR THE NEW BRAUNFELS SMOKEHOUSE, THOUGH: "BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER, JERKY."

I GUESS THIS REALLY ISN'T ANYTHING TO SHOUT ABOUT. I'M JUST FOLLOWING THE RULES.

posted by mudpuppie 19 October | 18:15

I USED TOO MUCH VINEGAR IN MY MEATLOAF GLAZE!

posted by jrossi4r 19 October | 18:15

YOU MAKE ME WANNA (SHOUT!) TEAR ELMO LIMB FROM LIMB....!!!

posted by wendell 19 October | 18:28

MY COWORKER HAS ENGAGED IN A SYSTEMATIC -- AND SUCCESSFUL -- CAMPAIGN TO TAKE CREDIT FOR MY WORK. I'VE HAD IT!!!!

posted by dreamsign 19 October | 18:49

posted by seanyboy 19 October | 18:49

YOU WHAT, SEANYBOY???

posted by Specklet 19 October | 19:08

I W...

posted by seanyboy 19 October | 19:09

I'M GOING TO PARIS! I'M GOING TO PARIS! YAY ME!!!

(AND YOU'RE NOT!) ; P

posted by amberglow 19 October | 19:26

yeah, you'll have your tongue out when you spy me at the loooove er

I HAVE HOPE

posted by ethylene 19 October | 19:32

I'M GOING TO MAKE A MUSHROOM MEATLOAF
AND I HAVE TO STOP LOOKING AT METACHAT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I FIND YOU ALL TOO DISTRACTING IN A GOOD WAY

posted by ethylene 19 October | 19:33

LOOK AT THE LINKS BELOW

STOP ME BEFORE I COMMENT AGAIN
or not

posted by ethylene 19 October | 19:34

AND WHERE THE FLUCK IS LEEJAY
i've asked for a while

posted by ethylene 19 October | 19:34

ETH: YOU WERE THE MODEL FOR MONA?!? WHO KNEW?

posted by amberglow 19 October | 19:37

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
heh.
*decides to take a break and a cuppa and a cigarette*
*sheepherds ducks to a row*

ambimentglow, you never know who you'll see in gay pairee and thrust, and i'm not going to spoiler my dear leonardo as i haven't for centuries--

HAYOUGONOTS ARE NOT LIKE BUGMETNOTS OR FORGET ME NOTS BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN THERE AREN'T CORRELATIONS

posted by ethylene 19 October | 19:41

SEANYBOY, SPEAK UP! WHAT THE HELL IS IT!?!?

AMBERGLOW, YOU BETTER SEND UP POSTCARDS!

posted by Specklet 19 October | 19:42

I FINALLY HAVE CHICKEN FOR MY ROGAN JOSH
IT IS TRUE BUT ALSO A JOKE
I AM GOING TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE AND CHILL OUT
BUT THANKS FOR THE MUSIC THAT GOT ME SINGING ALONG WHILE I DID THE DISHES WHEN I GOT A CHANCE TO CATCH IT, 'PUP

I FEEL RATHER BOMBASTIC, AS IN LOUD

posted by ethylene 19 October | 19:49

I THINK SPECKLET AND JROSSI4R HAVE MADE SOME OF THE BEST ZINGERS I GET TO CATCH WHEN CATCHING UP BECAUSE BOYS DO BY NATURE DO THE PENIS THING AND PASS STONES

posted by ethylene 19 October | 19:51

CALL ME WINGED VICTORY BECAUSE I LACK ARMS
ALTHOUGH I PREFER THE OTHER NAME IT IS KNOWN BY
I LIKE THE NAME MILO BUT NOT HIS VENUS SO MUCH

posted by ethylene 19 October | 19:53

I THOUGHT WHEN ICONOMY SAID QUONSAR GOR HIS FLIRT ON IN THAT OTHER THREAD SHE MEANT HIS LINE ABOUT ABORTION AND MANY OTHER THINGS THAT GOT FUNNIER AND FUNNIER AS MIS AND UNDERSTOOD AND I MUST REMEMBER TO SEND THOSE TO DABITCH AS WELL, WITH ALL THE EXTRA FUNNY THREADS LIKE THE PRESIDENTIAL MARCH MUSIC AND I HOPE THAT POOR THING DOES NOT END UP WITH MY REAL BIRTHDAY AND
BUY A LOTTERY TICKET
AND THIS IS BOTH AMUSING AND THERAPEEUTICALLY CALMING FOR ME

posted by ethylene 19 October | 19:58

i hope this has amused the specklet especially if it is in her inbox and i didn't feel like hitting caps lock right now

posted by ethylene 19 October | 20:01

I HOPE SLACKAGOGO GOES TO ME3DIA'S PARTY AND I CAN BOTH BE A MECHA AND GET MY OWN WORK DONE
and now my throatext is sore

posted by ethylene 19 October | 20:03

I'M GLAD YOU ARE HAPPY, ETH, IT IS RATHER THERAPEEEEUTICALLY CALMING!!!

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT HOW BOYS DO THE PENIS THING AND PASS STONES.

OKAY, I LEAVE WORK NOW AND GO NOW TO MY AUNT'S HOUSE TO SET ON HER PORCH AND SMOKE A CIGARETTE AND MAYBE EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT DRINKING MUCH I'LL HAVE A GIN AND TONIC BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS HAS MAGELLAN GIN AND I LIKE IT.

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. I FEEL BETTER THAN I HAVE ALL DAY AND IT'S BECAUSE YOU FOLKS ON THIS SITE.

OM PREVIEW: LOOK ME AND ETH WERE THINKING SIMILAR THINGS AT SIMILAR TIMES. OM.

posted by Specklet 19 October | 20:03

straining and sounding not a bit unlike Janis Joplin:
GO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET OR ASSIST THOSE WHO CANNOT
i don't think i accidentally typoed yet here today but i haven't checked.

posted by ethylene 19 October | 20:13

TODAY IS COCKTAIL WEDNESDAY AT WORK. WE'VE BEEN DRINKING IN THE BACK ROOM SINCE 4:35 AND NOW I'M GOING HOME. YAY! OVER THE HUMP AND DOWNHILL TO FRIDAY!!! PHHHTTTTT TO WORK!!!! WORK SUCKS!!! IT'S CAPITALISM, I TELL YOU!

posted by warbaby 19 October | 20:18

SHOUT OUT FOR TOBIAS AS ASKED HERE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH
(she likes saying "bitch" instead of hello on the phone to me as she is trapped in the 80's/90's, though i may have finally ended that--
i had an idea of getting some ny mecha to give her something and surprise her but i went another way and already let her know)

posted by ethylene 19 October | 20:35

HAPPY B-DAY TOBIAS!
(And thanks for the compliment, ethylene. It thrilled me.)

posted by jrossi4r 19 October | 20:42

I AM ON THE PHONE AND ENJOY POSTING THINGS IN THIS THREAD INSTEAD OF MY OWN BECAUSE I CAN.
MY HAIR LOOKS DAMN SEXY TODAY BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BACK LOOKS LIKE EVEN THOUGH I HAD BEEN PROGRESSIVELY CUTTING IT MONTHS AGO AND FINALLY MADE THE FINAL WHACKS WEEKS AGO.
IT USES MUCH LESS SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER THIS WAY AND KEEPS THE LONG HAIR LOVER LOSERS AWAY

JROSSI OFTEN THRILLS ME WHEN SHE BRINGS ON THE FUNNY BUT I RARELY MENTION WHEN PEOPLE MAKE ME LAUGH HERE AS I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE FLOW

THE MAKE UP SEX (thread) WAS AWESOME UNTIL I KILLED IT

posted by ethylene 19 October | 20:44

I CALL IT JROSSI BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I SAY IT

posted by ethylene 19 October | 20:46

I LOVE SPECKLET AND ETH AND ALSO THIS DISTURBS ME AND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A PRUDE AT THE SAME TIME AND THAT GIRL THAT LIVES WITH ME IS DRIVING ME BONKERS AND MY S.O. IS SICK AGAIN!

and I'm pissed I can't say "flatmate" in the US
and also that feels good

posted by muddgirl 19 October | 21:06

I THOUGHT WHEN ICONOMY SAID QUONSAR GOR HIS FLIRT ON IN THAT OTHER THREAD SHE MEANT HIS LINE ABOUT ABORTION

THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY!

posted by iconomy 19 October | 21:13

IT GETS FUNNIER IF I HAVE TIME TO REMEMBER AND TYPE THEM AS I WONDER IF I SHOULD GET THE PAYMENT PROTECTION PLAN IN CASE OF MY DEATH IN WHICH CASE I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO TRANSFER YOUR DEBT TO ME BEFOREHAND--

SHOUT OUT FOR TOBIAS, ICO DEAR, AS YOU RIVAL MAY MORE MY TOP TIER AFFECTIONS

--AND I WISH I COULD HAVE HELP OSTRACIZE A CHILD SOONER

posted by ethylene 19 October | 21:23

ADD AN ED AND N IN THERE SOMEWHERE
YOU CHOOSE
LIKE YOUR NUMBER BEING UP

posted by ethylene 19 October | 21:25

many for and much dystexia
this coffee is not working

posted by ethylene 19 October | 21:28

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

posted by nomis 19 October | 22:00

ANOTHER OLD SHOUT OUT PROP I JUST REMEMBERED:
MATTEO POSTING AFTER A PICTURE OF A LAMB DISH I POSTED ASKING "IS IT HUMAN?"

posted by ethylene 19 October | 22:23

AND SMART DALEK'S TOUCH OF EVIL PERFORMACE ALONG WITH ANYONE WHO DOES IMITATIONS OF THE AIRPLANE SCENE IN NORTH BY NORTHWEST AND--
i can't remember what else i even had to get done for myself, no less what else i was going to shout out, who is male or female or A CERTAIN ICON WHO SHOULD TAKE A PERSONAL DAY TOMORROW IF SHE CAN AS WELL AS OTHER MODEST MODS WHO MAY JUST WANNA GO FOR FLEXIBLE SCHEDULING AND STOP BEING EXCESSIVELY CONCERNED ABOUT STUFF THAT MIGHT TURN OUT ALL GOOD AND STUFF OR MAYBE EVERYONE--
--BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE--

METACHAT MAKES ME DO THINGS I DON'T DO LIKE EXCLAIM AND TELL PEOPLE OF MY BIRTHDAY
IT'S SO MEH O'CLOCK

posted by ethylene 19 October | 23:04

I MISS KIMCHI (??)!

I MISSED ethylene DURING EARLIER SHOUTFEST INCARNATES!

posted by danostuporstar 19 October | 23:37

WHO HERE LIKES BEER 'N' BEER SOAKED POTATOES?

posted by danostuporstar 19 October | 23:42

THESE COMMENTS ARE CLEARLY NOT PEER REVIEWED (though they are likely beer reviewed by a peeer).

posted by danostuporstar 19 October | 23:44

the N@ZI
G0d wins?

posted by danostuporstar 19 October | 23:54

*** WARNING ***

^^^ ARMAGEDDON SPOILERS ABOVE ^^^

!!! DO NOT READ THE COMMENTS PREVIOUSLY UNLESS YOU HAVE PREVIOUSLY SEEN THE MOVIE !!!

*** THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING ***

<<< IT IS NEVER TOO LATE. ACT NOW. >>>

posted by danostuporstar 20 October | 00:05

/DUTY\NOW/FREE\SHOPPING/

posted by danostuporstar 20 October | 00:17

AND BMARKEY FOR BEING SUCH A VOCAL SUPPORTER FOR REASONS I DON'T KNOW but in all honesty i can't shout right now

*turns on music and cues drum roll for another thread*

posted by ethylene 20 October | 04:30

AND MUDGIRL AND THE KORTEZ HOUSEHOLD AND THE MIGHTY MIGHTY NEZ i know get on with it
*limps back to other thread*
(knee/tendon something for the last month with no reason)

posted by ethylene 20 October | 04:35

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

posted by moonbird 20 October | 08:31

I LIKE THIS THREAD AND I LIKE SHOUTING IN IT!

MUDPUPPIE, I DREAMT ABOUT CHICKENS LAST NIGHT!

posted by Specklet 20 October | 12:35

HMMM, SPECKLET, TELL ME MORE...!

posted by mudpuppie 20 October | 13:06

THEY WERE SHOUTING AND FOLLOWING ME AROUND. I THINK THEY WERE HUNGRY. I TRIED FEEDING ONE SOME GRASS (THAT WAS ALL I COULD FIND) BUT WAS SCARED OF GETTING PECKED. THE CHICKEN SEEMED NONPLUSSED BY THE GRASS. IT WAS THINKING ABOUT CORN.

INCIDENTALLY, I MET SOME CHICKENS A FEW WEEKS AGO. WHEN I MADE A TINY PEEPING NOISE, THEY ALL FROZE AND LOOKED RIGHT AT ME WITH THEIR HEADS COCKED. THEN I FED THEM DANDELION PLANTS.

posted by Specklet 20 October | 13:47

SUMMER LOVIN' HAD ME A BLAST
SUMMER LOVIN' HAPPENED SO FAST
I MET A GIRL CRAZY FOR ME
I MET A BOY, CUTE AS CAN BE

SUMMER DAYS DRIFTIN' AWAY,
TO UH-OH, THOSE SUMMER NIGHTS

TELL ME MORE...
TELL ME MORE...

posted by safetyfork 20 October | 14:05

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