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18 October 2005

Let's have makeup sex. (I just got to the "Sometimes Metachat makes me sad" thread, and am only a little bit in.)

post by: mudpuppie at: 14:58 | 52 comments

Okay. You bring the makeup, I'll bring the sex.

posted by Hugh Janus 18 October | 15:00

But, but... I don't have any makeup. I'm not that kind of girl!

posted by mudpuppie 18 October | 15:02

I still don't know what happened. I'm in on the sex, though.

posted by Skrik 18 October | 15:06

*depantses*

posted by warbaby 18 October | 15:10

hmm...makeup sex? I've already had the breakup sex, and might have more around thanksgiving, but i think i should go for the rebound sex before even presuming im ready for makeup sex...but if it is just sex with no labels then im in...

posted by Schyler523 18 October | 15:10

*humps eyeshadow furiously*

posted by jonmc 18 October | 15:13

Instead of makeup sex (which can get a little smudgy), howsa bout some steamy shower sex?

posted by Specklet 18 October | 15:16

Gimme a few minutes to clean up the bathroom, and kill the sea creatures cavorting in the toilet and we'll be good to go.

posted by jonmc 18 October | 15:18

I'm a slut, but not that much of a slut.

posted by dame 18 October | 15:25

I'm totally in. What should I bring?

posted by puddinghead 18 October | 15:45

tap shoes, Mr. Bubble, and a Bic Banana Costume. Mine's at the cleaners.

posted by jonmc 18 October | 15:47

Be gentle with me, I bruise easily and the stitches aren't supposed to come out until next week.

posted by danostuporstar 18 October | 15:56

Don't be gentle with me!

posted by gaspode 18 October | 15:59

*hits gaspode over the head with a brick*

posted by jonmc 18 October | 16:02

Yeah, let's all have rough I-hate-you-I-hate-you sex.

posted by dodgygeezer 18 October | 16:03

*swats everyone with wiffle bat*

posted by jonmc 18 October | 16:04

Handcuffs it is, then. And Tobasco sauce?

posted by puddinghead 18 October | 16:05

*runs away, protecting stitches with right hand*

posted by danostuporstar 18 October | 16:05

*headbutts brick right back at jonmc*

*thinks of an interesting safe word*

posted by gaspode 18 October | 16:07

I beg your pardon. It's only Tobasco in Trinidad.

posted by puddinghead 18 October | 16:10

y'know Schyler, I've never *had* breakup sex. Hopefully I won't ever get the chance now, but so many people have, I feel like I'm missing out.

Metachat, I hereby break up with you.

*now* we can have sex.

posted by gaspode 18 October | 16:11

*headbutts brick right back at jonmc*

*catches brick in mouth, cruches into fragments, juggles fragments with tongue*

the safe word is "Morrissey."

posted by jonmc 18 October | 16:13

Sweet kisses behind the bleachers, indeed.

posted by Hugh Janus 18 October | 16:16

That's quite the, erm, tongue action you got there, jon.

*blushes*

posted by gaspode 18 October | 16:27

wait wait, am I too late? ... just a... stupid buttons... I'm... darn zippers... it's stuck... I'm ... no, don't pull it like that, don't pull it like that! Oh! ... sorry.

posted by Capn 18 October | 16:27

*licks own eyebrows, smiles*

thank you, miss..

posted by jonmc 18 October | 16:28

Stitches be damned!

Where the football-lovin' hunnies at?
(don't tell rainbaby I was here, ok?)

posted by danostuporstar 18 October | 16:29

or yhbc, of course, but you guys shoulda known that anyway.

posted by danostuporstar 18 October | 16:31

Also, I've decided that Kirsten Vangsness, the wisecracking geek girl from Criminal Minds is my latest celebrity crush.

*sigh*

posted by jonmc 18 October | 16:39

I'll share my nuts with anyone who asks.

posted by sciurus 18 October | 16:40

Not so sure about the rough sex part, but by virtue of a few other threads, I should sitting next to a depantsed warbaby, beside Specklet while urbanwhaleshark sits on her lap and nibbles my pistachios and Hugh Janus stands before us all stripped and dripping.

You guys do make me laugh.

posted by Frisbee Girl 18 October | 16:46

And now the ever generous sciurus offers to share his nuts. Most excellent!

posted by Frisbee Girl 18 October | 16:48

Is this the part that scarabic thought was icky? 'Cause I don't have a scarabic.

posted by kmellis 18 October | 16:49

Let's have kinky sex!

*gets feather, french tickler, clown nose*

Pass the hot sauce!

posted by me3dia 18 October | 17:03

oh, metachat. i still think you're spongeworthy.

posted by freshwater_pr0n 18 October | 17:09

*passes around a bowl of my best nuts*

posted by sciurus 18 October | 17:09

btw i coulda sworn i saw mudpuppie at the grocer. it was odd and funny.

posted by ethylene 18 October | 17:22

Huh. What was I buying?

posted by mudpuppie 18 October | 17:35

...makeup?

posted by gaspode 18 October | 17:39

*licks own eyebrows, smiles*
*copies jonmc, adding his "breath through ears" routine at the same time*

posted by dg 18 October | 18:27

Isn't anybody else in this group into pity sex?

posted by wendell 18 October | 18:27

Does pity sex include spanking? 'Cause I like the spanking.

posted by Specklet 18 October | 19:17

*removes belt, slaps palm*

*realizes trousers have fallen down, excuses self*

posted by jonmc 18 October | 19:32

Does pity sex include spanking?

It better, Specklet, it better.

posted by gaspode 18 October | 19:43

looks like you made it (sorry, still earworming the 'pup)
sex and the gilmore girls can go together
unless you see reruns on the christian network where they do that nasty trick of changing the time by a half hour so you tune into the 700 Club--
--very disturbing, i don't care your kink--

posted by ethylene 18 October | 19:48

and you horrible horrible people are responsible for me missing the colbert report
steven will never be even with me again

posted by ethylene 18 October | 19:49

Hang on a sec, I think I may have misunderstood this whole "make-up sex" thing. That's where you tell your mates that you had sex with some georgeous woman, but you really made it up, right?

posted by dg 18 October | 19:56

wHAT? but you said it was the best ever! and you cried!
well, now i know how you "got my clothes back because that's what gentlemen do"--

posted by ethylene 18 October | 20:04

back on, dammit
i miss a gilmore line for that joke

posted by ethylene 18 October | 20:06

damn you ethylene!

posted by mudpuppie 18 October | 23:00

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by Wedge 19 October | 04:42

I so very much do not want to know the story behind that picture.

posted by bmarkey 19 October | 04:47

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