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17 October 2005

Welcome to the new sex. Just like the old sex. The decline and fall of the Suicide Girls.
marginally NSFW
Sicily, Shera, Stormy, Voltaire, Apnea, and, er, Katie, all prominently featured on the Web site, the book and/or the 2004 burlesque tour, are all popular—and all gone.

I bet Voltaire himself would have thought the homage was cool. Seriously.

Apnea? Now that's where they lose me.
posted by amro 17 October | 19:55
Apnea. She'll keep you up all night?
posted by arse_hat 17 October | 19:59
She'll leave you breathless?
posted by amro 17 October | 20:05
The SG burlesque was in Cleveland last night. I didn't go.
posted by sciurus 17 October | 20:08
Molls and newsmen—very noir,” Molly says, and takes a sip of her ice water.

Okay, you can shut the fuck up forever now. Thanks.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 17 October | 20:10
I always thought SG Was more exploitive of women then most porn. I mean, the whole idea of "suicide girls" girls so crazy you never have to care about them, because they'll just kill themselves anyway.

Still, it's kind of crazy that they've gone all facist, deleting posts, and threatening to sue the girls if they do any more work in porno.

Weak.

Even trite contrivances deserve justice!
posted by delmoi 17 October | 20:27
Shiunji and the Suicide Girl: the first in a long run of very distubed Sexy Losers strips.
posted by PinkStainlessTail 17 October | 20:44
About two years ago, I wrote a story for my magazine about Alternaporn and talked to Suhl. (I can't seem to find it on the web anymore though, and I don't have the computer that it lived on).
I was irritated by the venality of the models that I talked to, where all of them said they were being empowered but none of them said how, and I was irritated by Suhl's attempts to place himself as an enigma.
He refused to tell me his real name, instead calling himself "Spooky Suicide," and made all sorts of unverifiable claims about the popularity of his website.
So I decided to bust out the Reporter's Handbook and take a crack at him. I found the Portland incorporation records that had his name on them, and tied them to corporate tax returns and contacted his hosting site about the amount of traffic that they handled. Just as an aside, Suhl was a contributor to the Republican party and was pretty openly contemptuous of the girls even then. That he was smug and slimy just made me want to shine a light on him and see him scuttle.
That he was fucking over the girls was pretty clear, even going on his subscriber numbers and tax returns: He would have been keeping about 75-80% of the money based on my estimates (well, Suicide Inc. would have been, but there's no profit sharing). And he most certainly claimed to be the originator of the idea of Suicide Girls. Missy was portrayed as an empty suit.
In all, they've been scum for a while and I'm kinda amazed at this gasping from the internet public. Newsflash: Supercult's run by bastards too.
And what I found the most disturbing was the girls that were on forums who had been rejected from SG, who were then desperate for attention. The whole "I'm not being exploited because I'm doing it to myself" is an argument really based on negation to me, y'know? I'm selling out my rights so it's my choice is the same as lobbying for more security at the expense of freedom or whatever else. Not to draw too tenuous of a connection, but it reminds me of how people choose totalitarianism, which is a negation of choice as system of government.
Anyway, I'm glad that MoneyJane from MoFi isn't here, otherwise I'd get a lecture about how great it is to be a whore and how empowering that all is.
posted by klangklangston 17 October | 21:13
apnea is <--nws] teh hawt.
posted by keswick 17 October | 21:43
We've got our eyes on you, klangklangston.
posted by nickdanger 17 October | 21:45
I only know of SG because their ads are on *SO MANY* of the music sites I visit daily, but they always struck me as incredibly creepy. I'm not in their target audience, though, so I always figured it was just my disinterest showing.

posted by BoringPostcards 17 October | 22:26
Keswick: Ugh. No thanks, man. The personality she's projecting just turns me all the way off.
posted by klangklangston 17 October | 23:06
You know who's even hotter? ***Peristalsis***! The hottest Suicide Girl ever!
posted by interrobang 17 October | 23:12
Man, if you're going to get something stupid like "REDRUM" tattooed on your belly, at least print it backwards!
posted by interrobang 17 October | 23:15
Yup that Peristalsis has some serious motility dude!
posted by arse_hat 17 October | 23:46
Not to mention their ads at MeFi at the time. That's how I heard of them. But seriously, who is surprised at "Porn king takes advantage of models"?
posted by eekacat 17 October | 23:56
abbywinters and Ishotmyself are far sexier (and less misogynistic) porn sites than suicide girls (which was basically Playboy with Hot Topic makeup, bodypiercings and bad blogs).
posted by jonmc 18 October | 00:06
Yup that Peristalsis has some serious motility dude!

She's very pneumatic, too...
posted by interrobang 18 October | 00:07
apnea is not that hot, IMO.
posted by delmoi 18 October | 00:58
klangklangston I think you might be confusing moneyjane with Medusa. MJ is proud of her ability and grateful for the money but it's just a job. Medusa is the evangelistic sex worker of MoFi.
posted by cali 18 October | 03:18
Man, if you're going to get something stupid like "REDRUM" tattooed on your belly, at least print it backwards!

Red Rum was the first horse I ever won money on and I'm sure that he has as much of a place in her affections as he does in mine.
posted by biffa 18 October | 11:43
do, um, ask for, no, wait play the ponies!
posted by ethylene 18 October | 11:50
Cali: I think you may be right.
posted by klangklangston 19 October | 14:44
Black Helicopters. || You're fired!!!

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