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09 October 2005

I would not do it on a plane,
I would not do it on a train,

I would not do it in the air,
I would not do it anywhere!
posted by amberglow 09 October | 10:35
i wonder if keswick would marry me?
posted by quonsar 09 October | 10:36
Vigorous Prostate Massage (VERY NSFW)
posted by penguinbukkake 09 October | 10:36
Beginner's Guide To Do-It-Yourself Prostate Drainage

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What about having an energetic, "vigorous" prostate massage? Sounds like a healthy thing to do, doesn't it? A lot of people become confused after reading about the supposely good effects of vigorous massage or drainage at various websites and newsgroups devoted to the subject of prostatitis. One such website states:

"Your prostate gland is a complex structure of tiny acini, or sacs, in which bacteria can grow. Once they grow there, the swelling and inflammation caused by the infection closes off the sac, causing it not to "shed" bacteria, and protecting the bacteria inside from antibiotics and your body's own immune cells. As more and more acini get closed off, your prostate begins to swell and interferes with your other normal urinary and sexual functions."

This concept, this image of bacteria-filled acini, is not borne out by any research. But it's an idea which has taken hold of many men and now drives a good deal of the layman debate around chronic prostatitis/chronic pelvic pain syndrome (CP/CPPS). You need to be aware that it is not an idea with any support both experimentally or in the urological community generally.


It seems that gentle massage of the prostate by a urologist may be beneficial by:

* helping to drain painfully sequestered secretions in a chronically inflamed prostate gland or seminal vesicles; or
* As a leading prostatitis researcher has stated, "prostate massage" may help by releasing the tension around nerve endings near the prostate in a manner similar to Theile's massage which helps women with IC. This represents a form of "myofascial release".

However, vigorous prostatic massage may be very dangerous. If you have acute bacterial prostatitis it can result in septicaemia (blood poisoning). If you have the beginnings of a carcinoma in your prostate, it could conceivably result in the cancer being disturbed, broken up and metastasizing (spreading) around your body. Thirdly, it can result in prostatic calculi (little stones -- if you have them) tearing the delicate membranes in the prostate, exacerbating your CP/CPPS. Fourthly, there is a chance of perforation of the very thin rectal lining adjacent to the prostate, or tearing the rectal lining with a fingernail or implement. Fifthly, it may cause a hemorrhoid flare-up. In short, do NOT ask your doctor for prostate "massage" unless you have considered all the above points carefully.

posted by penguinbukkake 09 October | 10:39
quonsar, you remain observant for an ex-MeFite.
posted by peacay 09 October | 11:30
oh, i READ it every day.
posted by quonsar 09 October | 13:02
≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by Wedge 09 October | 15:26
Wedge, that is either a picture of a man who just had his prostate vigorously massaged, or a picture of a man who needs his prostate vigorously massaged.
posted by mr_crash_davis 09 October | 15:36
indeed!
posted by Wedge 09 October | 15:45
maybe both?
posted by matteo 09 October | 17:20
Oh, now I suppose this is all MY fault!... Anybody want to shill in the blue for my book when it comes out?

Hey jonmc! Wanna write a cover blurb? For that matter, does anybody? Frisbee girl, my love? Quonsar? (No, wait. I take that back. The world isn't ready.) Amberglow?
posted by warbaby 09 October | 23:45
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