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09 October 2005

Have you forgotten how good Hugh Janus tastes? Sloganize yourself![More:]
I hope you haven't done this before, but if you have, try it again.
Hugh Janus: It's Everywhere You Want To Be.

(your name is more fun than mine.)
posted by taz 09 October | 15:56
(your name is more fun than mine.)

I respectfully disagree:

It Makes Your Taz Smack
posted by Hugh Janus 09 October | 15:59
ooh - sounds good... But what's it for? (I'm mostly out of the loop, here.)
posted by taz 09 October | 16:06
There's First Love, and There's Dodgygeezer Love.
posted by dodgygeezer 09 October | 16:09
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Bunnyfire.
posted by bunnyfire 09 October | 16:17
The Real Smell of Cilantro.


Hey, somebody had to do it.
posted by bunnyfire 09 October | 16:20
Oh hungry? Oh dame.

That's right motherfuckers, and it came up the first time.
posted by dame 09 October | 16:25
Come Fly The Friendly Urbanwhaleshark.
posted by urbanwhaleshark 09 October | 16:26
Or perhaps you would choose to: Feel The Raw Naked Dame Of The Road.
posted by dame 09 October | 16:28
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Wolfdaddy.

Stick a comma between "this" and "Wolfdaddy" and it becomes tragically close to home.
posted by WolfDaddy 09 October | 16:28
see also:

Can You Tell Penis From Butter?
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Penis.
Any Time, Any Place, Penis.
Do The Penis.
Takes a Penis but it Keeps on Tickin'.
Penis - The Appetizer!
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Penis.
Penis Really Satisfies.
and... It's Penis Time.

(enough!)
posted by urbanwhaleshark 09 October | 16:30
I Wish They All Could Be Weretable Girls.

Tell Them About The Weretable, Mummy.

With A Name Like Weretable, It Has To Be Good.
posted by weretable and the undead chairs 09 October | 16:32
Does the Hard Eekacat, So You Don't Have To.

tho, that would be funny with penis too.

Penis, it's what's for dinner.
posted by eekacat 09 October | 17:12
Bridge That Gap with Wedge.

hmm.
posted by Wedge 09 October | 17:28
Uh-oh, Better Get quonsar.
posted by bunnyfire 09 October | 17:33
When you're in the mood for something sweet...
posted by puddinghead 09 October | 17:48
When you're in the mood for something bad- tempered and hormonal...
posted by puddinghead 09 October | 17:49
The Man From Edible Energy, he says "Yes"
Unzip an Edible Energy.
posted by Edible Energy 09 October | 18:35
Ironic and cute:

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Boring Postcard!
posted by BoringPostcards 09 October | 18:42
I feel like gaspode tonight.

Hee.
posted by gaspode 09 October | 18:59
And oddly enough, you look like her, too!
posted by BoringPostcards 09 October | 19:04
I Feel Like Jonmc Tonight.

I should hope so.
posted by jonmc 09 October | 21:39
Live in Your bmarkey, Play in Ours.

Disturbing, yet strangely sensual.
posted by bmarkey 09 October | 21:47
Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Wendell Knows for Sure.
a classic.

The World's Favourite Wendell.
Honest! It just came up!

Making Wendell Taste Better.
and I thought I was known for my good taste.

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Wendell.
Moms Like You Choose Wendell.
Leggo my Wendell!
Get Busy with the Wendell.
Got a Wendell? You're in Luck.

Now I realize that any of these would've been funnier with penis

Don't Say Brown, Say "Wendell".
...but that one's just asking to be exposed to anus

posted by wendell 09 October | 22:10
I'd walk a mile for a box.
posted by box 09 October | 22:20
I can't believe I ate the whole mudpuppie.
posted by mudpuppie 09 October | 22:42
Can I just say, "Weretables wobble but they don't fall down!"?

Also, please fill in the blank:

"Silly rabbit, _____________ is for kids!"

posted by taz 10 October | 02:32
It's a Specklet Adventure!
Ribbed for Her Specklet.
How do you eat your Specklet?
posted by Specklet 10 October | 13:14
Haqspan on a plane!
posted by haqspan 10 October | 15:12
Oh. My. Goodness. || Idalah-Abad two ways:

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