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08 October 2005

Tom and Katie are likely to follow the church's "silent birth" guidelines. Creepy people breed too.
I just spent the better part of the evening trying to explain to friends the principles of Scientology. Xenu. Thetans. E-meters. But the part about the silent birth--that's what made them gasp.
posted by jrossi4r 08 October | 00:43
Oh yeah..minimize initial stimuli - that's sure to make the kids more malleable. It's like the difference between programming a vcr (old vcr) and a tivo.

I just watched The Stepford Wives, so this feels extra creepy.

Creepy ass clams.
posted by zerokey 08 October | 00:54
I just watched The Stepford Wives, so this feels extra creepy.

I just watched Corpse Bride, and ditto. What are they doing to her?
posted by amberglow 08 October | 01:01
Scientology?! All this time I thought Tom was into Appliantology*.

Actually, I'm still not entirely convinced I was wrong.

*Some images not entirely safe for work. As I am at work now I guess we'll find out how not safe they are, come Monday.
posted by bmarkey 08 October | 01:27
This is one of the few things about Scientology that makes sense, IMO... the less screaming and shouting your young'un hears in its first waking moments, the better, I would think. Less trauma = less stress.

posted by BoringPostcards 08 October | 03:02
L. Ron Hubbard, the hucktster, is laughing his ass off at these idiots. Well, he would be if he weren't dead.

He literally made up the silliest "religion" he could in order to prove that people were stupid while also getting rich, and having his ego stroked, to boot.

Sadly, it worked like a charm.

Funny thing: my LDS grandfather loves to tell me what a whacko old L. Ron was. Sorry gramps, you're not one to talk...
posted by teece 08 October | 03:23
Well, he would be if he weren't dead.

he's not, he just moved to a higher plane of consciousness
posted by matteo 08 October | 09:32
I'm kind of curious as to the stats about Scientology since TC went feral. I wonder if they've hooked more people or whether there's a certain % of the population that have been tweaked and gone into enquire about it (and been hooked!) since the buffoonery hit the news.
posted by peacay 08 October | 11:05
boring, all babies should be born by cesarean by that reasoning (except it's a serious surgical operation, and causes the mom much more stress.)

peacay, they're far more visible here in Manhattan than they used to be, i think, with "get a stress test" tables all over.
posted by amberglow 08 October | 11:12
I went and enquired a loonnnggg time ago, just to suss them out. I remember being there for maybe 30 mins, taking pamphlets, asking questions...that sort of thing. I must have given my address because I went overseas for a year and my mum said she got TONS of mail from them, which she sent back and it took over 6 months to get them to stop. The amphetamine of the marketing set.
posted by peacay 08 October | 12:03
Watch "Bowfinger" for the best send-up of Scientology I've ever seen.
posted by stilicho 08 October | 14:14
Gaaaaah....if that doesn't snap Katie out of her Tom-induced zombiehood, nothing will.

Not talk to the baby for seven days???? THAT is child abuse. Talk about screwing up bonding....

If I were God for a day Tom Cruise would spend that day female, pregnant and in labor.
posted by bunnyfire 08 October | 15:25
Can't wait to see what happens when Katie gets post-partum depression and Tom won't let her do anything but take vitamins for it...
posted by amro 08 October | 17:26
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