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07 October 2005

The New World Order Placement Test [More:]I'm a Deadly Malcontent
You scored 57 physical value, 68 mental value, 36 social value, and 84 risk factor!
Your death within the New World Order will be swift and merciless. As a deadly malcontent with both mental and physical prowess and unruly, dangerous ideals, you will be executed and your body reprocessed for food. Even if you manage to escape your fate and make it to the Lawless Lands, you will be hunted. Your skills will make you a valuable asset to the malcontents, and that is unacceptable. It will be easier on everyone if you simply bow down and die without a fuss. Trust us.
I'm a High Risk Foreman. Hmpf. I wanna be a Deadly Malcontent too!
posted by iconomy 07 October | 11:23
Deadly Malcontent
You scored 57 physical value, 52 mental value, 46 social value, and 76 risk factor!
posted by mygothlaundry 07 October | 11:25
My friend is a Judge of Laws. Well, I thought he was my friend.
posted by danostuporstar 07 October | 11:29
I'm a mental malcontent. I guess it's better than being a mental incompetent. My life will be a painful one.
posted by goatdog 07 October | 11:31
I got "To Risky To Live".


It is with some sadness that I must tell you that the New World Order deems you too great a risk to be allowed to live. Oh, it is not that you seem particularly disloyal, but given the fact that you are strong, smart, AND socially brilliant, the fact that we aren't SURE of your loyalty makes you too great a risk to be allowed to live. You see, if you were to escape into the Lawless Lands, you would most certainly become a leader of the malcontent people, and could one day even bring about the downfall of our society. You must be able to see how we could never allow that to... hey, where are you going? Stop! Someone stop him! Guards! Seize that malcontent! Don't let him get away! Nooooo!

You scored higher than 65% on physical value
You scored higher than 80% on mental value
You scored higher than 74% on social value
You scored higher than 49% on risk factor


posted by delmoi 07 October | 11:32
Deadly Malcontent

You scored 57 physical value, 56 mental value, 38 social value, and 81 risk factor!

Woo hoo!
posted by dame 07 October | 11:44
Unfortunately my work proxy won't let me take it, but I have to tell you I thought that said "New Word Order Placement Test." Prolly because of the previous thread.
posted by Hugh Janus 07 October | 12:13
Social Malcontent
You scored 42 physical value, 47 mental value, 66 social value, and 76 risk factor
posted by jrossi4r 07 October | 12:42
Severe Malcontent

47 physical value, 67 mental value, 56 social value, and 70 risk factor!

You scored higher than 0% on physical value
You scored higher than 75% on mental value
You scored higher than 99% on social value
You scored higher than 50% on risk factor

I just find it interesting that I keep getting all these promotions, even after I closed the chemical factory down.
posted by taz 07 October | 12:47
Too Risky To Live, baby.


You scored higher than 8% on physical value
You scored higher than 24% on mental value
You scored higher than 93% on social value
You scored higher than 66% on risk factor

posted by Specklet 07 October | 12:54
Specklet: let's run off and conqure the lawless zone together!
posted by delmoi 07 October | 14:39
Soylent Green
36 physical value, 35 mental value, 38 social value, and 67 risk factor!

You, my friend, are as good as dead. You offer nothing to the New World Order, while showing clear indications of rebellious tendencies. You will be lined up against the wall and executed, and then your body will be reprocessed to feed the Workers who know how to keep in line. If you're lucky you might escape into the Lawless Lands, but your utter lack of useful skills means you probably wouldn't survive out there much longer either.

You scored higher than 0% on physical value
You scored higher than 1% on mental value
You scored higher than 32% on social value
You scored higher than 70% on risk factor
posted by deborah 07 October | 14:51
Missionary
63 physical value, 48 mental value, 63 social value, and 65 risk factor!

Even in the New World Order there will be a need for individuals who can spread the good word... the word of the society, that is. You will be such a person, a Missionary sent out into the Lawless Lands to attempt to bring the malcontents back into the fold - and to execute those who choose not to hear your words. You are physically durable, so will be able to withstand the cruel conditions, and your social skills make you ideal for preaching the truth to the wretched. Your insight into the malcontent mind will help you with this as well... but due to your 'insight' you will be given little that would serve to help the malcontents should your loyalties switch. Thus, it is likely that you will have a short and painful life, but such is the fate of those whose loyalty is not absolute. Still, if you should prove yourself to be loyal by the successful conversion of a great number of malcontents - or their eradication - you may find a place within the society waiting for you.

You scored higher than 28% on physical value
You scored higher than 14% on mental value
You scored higher than 99% on social value
You scored higher than 42% on risk factor


Heh.
posted by Frisbee Girl 07 October | 15:04
Deadly Malcontent

You scored higher than 42% on physical value.

You scored higher than 47% on mental value.

You scored higher than 57% on social value.

You scored higher than 81% on risk factor.
posted by box 07 October | 15:36
Too Risky To Live
You scored 73 physical value, 72 mental value, 56 social value, and 65 risk factor

I scare me
posted by Carbolic 07 October | 17:22
You scored 42 physical value, 50 mental value, 67 social value, and 75 risk factor!

Your place in the New World Order can best be described physically: directly in front of a dark, blood stained cement wall. Your malcontent behavior combined with your ability to sway crowds will immediately brand you as a threat to the society, and as such you will be executed immediately. Your only hope is to escape into the Lawless Lands, where you may actually have a chance at becoming a leader of a malcontent faction - at least until a Peace Officer task force comes to wipe you and your degenerate bretheren from the face of the earth.
posted by amberglow 07 October | 19:30
Mental Malcontent!!!!
You scored higher than 0% on physical value
You scored higher than 75% on mental value
You scored higher than 50% on social value
You scored higher than 99% on risk factor

Does that mean I have to lead the malcontents in revolution? I was hoping I could just sit back in the Lawless Lands and play Sudoku.
posted by wendell 08 October | 15:08
Another word thing || The French New Wave: an Artistic School

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