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06 October 2005

I missed my bus. My right ovary is aching. And I'm a 3.

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I posted a new version of my pic (which I didn't realize would erase the super hawt scores that MeCha bunnies graciously gave me) and apparently, bald chicks are Not Hot.
On a scale of 1 to 2, maybe.
posted by Capn 06 October | 13:02
Those people are blind.

U R HOTTT, Specklet! i voted you a 10

I'm going to go shout it now in the shouting thread.

*leaves*
posted by mcgraw 06 October | 13:04
Speck,
The kind of people who vote on Hot or Not (in earnest, wielding aesthetics, or out of meanness) are the kind of people who would freak out if a woman had no hair, they like em plain (mall-y, blue eyeshadow and stretch pants), lacking in self esteem and low cut. You are a lovely person. Personally I would take a low rating on hot or not as a mark of distinction, good (unique, inner to outer) attractiveness and smile.

I can't do anything about the bus or the lady business, but buy yourself a good book, that helps usually.
posted by Divine_Wino 06 October | 13:08
For me, you'll always be a <ERROR. buffer overflow. Number too large for field allocation>
posted by seanyboy 06 October | 13:16
I click the link to meet you, and here you are! Holy crap!
posted by joelf 06 October | 13:20
I saw your numbers slipping last night and I have a conspiracy theory about it, namely, that there are mean people who lurk here who are purposely dropping your numbers to be funny evil. Because, babe, you are HOT and that is that, and ain't nothin' anyone in this world can do about it. They're just jealous. Try a heating pad for the ovary.
posted by mygothlaundry 06 October | 13:20
YESSSS!

Number too large for field allocation!

Our collective buffer overfloweth for you Speck!

≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by mcgraw 06 October | 13:21
How can a number capture how much I love you, Specklet?
posted by Hugh Janus 06 October | 13:22
I tried to boost your score, but it only lets me vote once.

And Divine_Wino is right -- non-normalcy scares most folks, and a shaven headed woman is going to be scary to the normals. Fools.
posted by teece 06 October | 13:23
Specklet, you're puuuurdy.

Aw... and I'm at the other extreme. No aching ovaries, just crampy crampy uterus. Heh.
posted by gaspode 06 October | 13:27
Lesse, 1, 2, 3, 4...
Eleven.
See...
Eleven.
That's ridiculous.
Eleven.
That's not even funny. See... There's two things you don't...
Eleven.
...talk about, and that's politics and religion.
Eleven.
How many time zones there are?
Eleven.
posted by loquacious 06 October | 13:36
10.10.10.10.10.10.10.10.10.10.10.
posted by puddinghead 06 October | 13:37
Man, you guys rock!

I'm distinctive, that's it! Those generic Hot or Not pansies don't deserve my time. I kinda figured this would happen, actually, so I'm not really peeved. And I've gotten over the bus thing.

The ovary still hurts, though. Volunteers for tummy rubs? gaspode needs one too.
posted by Specklet 06 October | 13:38
*takes number*
posted by mcgraw 06 October | 13:41
(as in 'take a number')
*waits in line*
posted by mcgraw 06 October | 13:42
You bring the essential oils. I'll bring the duct tape.
posted by iconomy 06 October | 13:43
I'm sure you're a lovely woman, Specklet. Would you help me understand why you would put your pic on a site like that in the first place? Was it a dare?.. a joke? You're special-er than that sort of garbage; I can tell by your intelligent posts. :(
posted by reflecked 06 October | 13:52
I don't know, maybe try a smile. Hot or Not's not really a good site to post cool photos like the one you put up (which is a really cool shot and I like it alot).

The HoN folks want cleavage, a smile and long flowing blond hair combined with a shallow bio. Two of those three and you're in the mid to high 8's easy.

I kept playing around with photos I'd post. One beefcake shot of me fresh out of the shower scored very, very well (woops, just checked and its still there and still scoring well and no, not linking it here). But, strangely, the ones where I've got my glasses on and look smart scored badly.

Don't take it too badly, post that photo up on Flickr and you'll get rave reviews.
posted by fenriq 06 October | 14:00
refleckted, do not worry, it was basically a joke/experiment. (I am teh smrt!)

And see, I get comments like "How can a number capture how much I love you, Specklet?" which warms the cockles of my heart.
posted by Specklet 06 October | 14:04
10! A+++ Hotttness! Would vote again!!!
posted by me3dia 06 October | 14:14
I think posting to a site like that is really an invitation for an ego beating.

Mecha is much healthier for the frontal lobes.

And I love bald so you rock S.

Get a hot water bottle. Lay still. Don't post pictures to rating forums - all this will fix the bus for next time.
posted by peacay 06 October | 14:40
Everybody's right. The people on that site are really voting on a conformity and how many hotness cues are in the pic (long bleached hair, big gozongas, etc.)

I gave you a 10. I would have given you a 12 but:
1. The site didn't go up that high.
2. I'm jealous that you can rock a bald head that shows off your beautiful face. (I'd look like Bunsen Honeydew without hair.)
posted by jrossi4r 06 October | 14:53
I totally denied my cookie so I could vote 10 over and over. It also meant I could vote 1 to the guy that came after, in a photo of what looked like a 16-year-old swilling vodka from the bottle. Woo!

I, too, amm jealous of women who can pull off the baldness.
posted by tracicle 06 October | 14:54
Also, Specklet, it sounds like you have mittleschmertz.
posted by jrossi4r 06 October | 14:57
Hee hee! That's such a good word! And yeah, that's exactly what it is!
posted by Specklet 06 October | 15:05
Aw, bollocks. I would have given you a ten even *before* the duct tape spanking.
posted by freshwater_pr0n 06 October | 16:09
Fuck the pigs! You're lurvly.

And i tell people they're ugly all the time (not in a mean way) so I wouldn't lie to you!
posted by Mrs.Pants 06 October | 17:12
I gave you a 10 quite a few times, speck. I wouldn't let it bother you, you're hot and you know it.
posted by jonmc 06 October | 17:44
I'm feeling ever so much better. My mittleschmerz has subsided, and I don't give a flying donut what the rubes over at HorN think.

Thanks for the tens, though! (I'm up to a 4.2, mostly fives.)

Plus, my double matchy thingies have result in super cutie guys! I don't want to meet them, really, though. I just want to collect them like so many pretty pebbles.

'Cause I'm shallow that way.
posted by Specklet 06 October | 17:53
Oh, and cause I know you love free music (and because I can totally picture you as one of the tough chicks singing this song) here's one of my all-time favorites.
posted by jonmc 06 October | 18:17
That link don't work, honey, it says it's stale. Do it again? Or something?
posted by Specklet 06 October | 18:35
works fine here, try it again.
posted by jonmc 06 October | 18:36
Oh, now it works, just in time to make me look incompetent and whiney.

Thanks, I love that song! And I'm flattered that you think I'm kick-ass enough to pull it off. Oooh, did I tell you I sang Knock On Wood in front of 2,000 people last weekend? Raaah!
posted by Specklet 06 October | 18:44
The Eddie Floyd version or the (shudder) disco version? And Hell's yeah, I can see you as a badass gang moll chick like the Shangi-La's (and those genuine Noo Yawk accents of theirs definitely help make that record).

And for making me think of Eddie Floyd, here's the best song he ever did


posted by jonmc 06 October | 18:49
Sad to say it was the disco version; it was for a disco-themed benefit for Basic Rights, so it was a worthy cause. I funked it up, though.

Send me the Eddie Floyd version? Pretty please?
posted by Specklet 06 October | 19:12
Sadly, I don't have an mp3 of it, only a tape. But the song I just linked is even better, trust me. But you could prolly p2p the Eddie Floyd one pretty easy.
posted by jonmc 06 October | 19:15
Okay, sanks.
posted by Specklet 06 October | 19:28
loquacious, I guess I'm the only one to get yr Negativland quote.

One two stupid
Three four dumb
Five six idiotic
Seven eight seat bee sate
Very stupid very stupid very stupid very stupid!

Oh, and Specklet: rrrrrow!!!
posted by item 06 October | 20:14
Specklet,

based solely on your HON picture,

I've got to say


You are


Hott.
posted by nickdanger 06 October | 21:04
Well damn. I loaded up your picture and my monitor melted. Now I have habanero sauce on my britches. Swoon.
posted by DeepFriedTwinkies 06 October | 21:58
You're gorgeous, specklet. No doubt about it.
posted by deborah 06 October | 22:33
item: Oh I see them everywhere! Everywhere! Do you hear me?
posted by loquacious 07 October | 04:04
Yes, I completely missed that, item.

(Specklet is...)
A half a dozen Upper 10s
and good ole Mountain Dew.
posted by danostuporstar 07 October | 09:10
Woo, you all have made me feel super hotttt!

Thanks, guys. Really.
posted by Specklet 07 October | 12:22
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posted by mosch 08 October | 00:05
via || Song of Pig

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