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05 October 2005

Rarrrrgh! Mrrrmpf! Murrrrgh!

post by: loquacious at: 15:16 | 24 comments

Fermunkin schnorp.

(Welcome back, loq.)

posted by mudpuppie 05 October | 15:19

Quit squirming. I told you, you'll only make me spank you harder if you fail to submit. Don't make me get the duct tape.

posted by Specklet 05 October | 15:23

You wouldn't talk so much with me in your mouth.

posted by WolfDaddy 05 October | 15:28

Get the duct tape. Pleeeaaase?

posted by rainbaby 05 October | 15:28

Where's iconomy? She's always got duct tape.

posted by Specklet 05 October | 15:31

I think he's already got the duck tape on, ladies.

posted by me3dia 05 October | 15:32

me3dia, you of all people should know a ball gag when you see it.

posted by Specklet 05 October | 15:35

And you can never have too much duct tape.

posted by rainbaby 05 October | 15:36

I would like to be the first here to say "dukk taype."

One of the duties of a recent job I had was to wash and ready a ball gag for use.

posted by Hugh Janus 05 October | 15:40

Is this another shopping list?

posted by Capn 05 October | 15:40

Hugh, may I ask what you do to pay the rent?

posted by Specklet 05 October | 15:41

See, that's what happens when you eat cilantro.

posted by bunnyfire 05 October | 15:44

I sound like an asshole when I say this, but I'm an investment banker (why do I think I sound assholish? Why, beacuse investment bankers are assholes! And the company I work for is taking over the world for the furtherance of an evil agenda! But they pay me).

I moonlight as a stagehand sometimes, sometimes a dresser, sometimes a playwright, sometimes a chummy partygoer. The ball gag was a stage prop.

posted by Hugh Janus 05 October | 15:50

Cilantro, Woolite, Chamois Cloths, Duct Tape.

posted by rainbaby 05 October | 15:51

Now I have a mental image of Hugh involving a pin stripe suit (because in my world, that's what investment bankers wear) and duct tape.

Not bad.

posted by Specklet 05 October | 17:49

I too am really surprised by Hugh's vocation. If anything, it makes me love him more, since he can be a banker and still be so cool.

Plus, he probably also makes a lot of money.

*bats eyelashes at hugh*

posted by mudpuppie 05 October | 18:31

I own an investment bank.

posted by urbanwhaleshark 05 October | 19:41

*bats eyelashes at urbanwhaleshark and brandishes duct tape*

posted by Specklet 05 October | 19:49

I am an investment bank.

posted by WolfDaddy 05 October | 20:12

"brandishes a pumpkin and lashes out at the bat heading for Specklet*

posted by urbanwhaleshark 05 October | 20:13

k'KAW!!!

posted by Peak Oil 05 October | 20:20

I am an investment.

posted by Capn 05 October | 22:22

I own a sperm bank.

posted by danostuporstar 05 October | 22:42

I invest in dano's sperm bank.

posted by WolfDaddy 05 October | 22:56

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