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05 October 2005

Oh Noes! Nick and jessica break up!! All aboard for the express sachenfruiden express!

post by: delmoi at: 10:30 | 28 comments

My sachen is full of fruiden at this news.

posted by jrossi4r 05 October | 10:32

As a side note, its somewhat funny that trying to use google as a spellchecker resulted only in finding an old mefi post of mine...

posted by delmoi 05 October | 10:32

Their lives must suck. Really, what a crappy way to live- even if they chose it.

posted by puddinghead 05 October | 10:36

Thanks for completely ruining my day, delmoi!

posted by iconomy 05 October | 10:38

So is that the long-awaited end to these peoples' 15 minutes?

Soon Paris Hilton will join them and Jennifer Lopez in happy Has-beenland.

posted by mcgraw 05 October | 10:40

Jessica's creepy dad must be very happy.

posted by sisterhavana 05 October | 10:48

I like rocks whiskey too!

posted by Hugh Janus 05 October | 11:13

This is sad (yet somewhat exciting) news for this MeChatter.

posted by greasy_skillet 05 October | 11:18

Who are Nick and Jessica? Some kind of MeCha couple?

posted by Eideteker 05 October | 11:23

I hear sachenfreuding is illegal in Alabama and a few other Southern States, even among consenting adults

posted by matteo 05 October | 11:34

sacherfruiting?

posted by matteo 05 October | 11:35

Oh, man, yummy thought, matteo.

posted by puddinghead 05 October | 11:42

I hear the Paris-Paris merger is off, too.

posted by me3dia 05 October | 11:56

Not the Paris-Paris merger! That was my fave. (I am convinced that Paris Hilton is really brilliant and knows exactly what she's doing.)

Hugh, check your email. I have important Queens question for you.

posted by dame 05 October | 12:17

The same proxy server that won't let me listen to all the great tunes here at work won't let me check my email, dame. I hope it can wait 'til I get off work tonight?

I might get a chance at lunchtime, if I have time for lunch.

I sound beleaguered, don't I?

posted by Hugh Janus 05 October | 12:23

Very. And this evening is fine. Any time before 12 October is fine.

*remembers she still has Hugh's penis, tries to cheer him up*

posted by dame 05 October | 12:30

Yeah, paris and paris are no longer an item. sad :(

posted by delmoi 05 October | 12:47

Awww, dame, you remembered.

*cranks out a few windmills, feeling much better, thanks*

posted by Hugh Janus 05 October | 12:52

I am convinced that Paris Hilton is really brilliant and knows exactly what she's doing

did you read Vanity Fair's cover story on Hilton? Naomi Wolf gets her so well -- how she's perfectly blank and hence perfect for corporate branding, and so forth.

did I ever mention that I have seen her in person?

posted by matteo 05 October | 12:58

Wait -- Paris can't be a has-been, as she's a never-been.

posted by teece 05 October | 13:00

Kathy Hilton is only 39 ("I've been doing this kid thing a long time!") and has the toned, cute look of a former head cheerleader to Rick's football captain. They met through friends in L.A. when she was 15 and he 19.
"Yap! Yap!"
The two champagne-colored Pomeranians start barking in unison for no apparent reason.
"Dolce!" says Kathy. "Sebastian!"
The first Pomeranian is named after the fashion designer; the second one is named after the boy in Cruel Intentions who takes a girl's virginity in order to win a bet that will allow him to sleep with his stepsister. The dogs belong to Paris.

posted by matteo 05 October | 13:07

Okay, so she's not exactly in the same category as Jessica or Paris, but after watching her show on Bravo I felt really disenchanted to hear that Kathy Griffin has filed for divorce.

posted by amro 05 October | 13:10

Maybe we can hook Paris Hilton up with ParisParamus now. That would be entertaining.

posted by mygothlaundry 05 October | 13:12

You know, I never did understand what the Paris Hilton-fame thing was all about in the U.S., because it happened long after I left, and, from afar, I couldn't figure out how she was famous or why she was supposed to be a celebrity (except for the sex tapes), and I kind of laughed.

And then the whole Paris/Paris thing, and my remote corner was inundated with this ridiculous stuff.

And suddenly... here in Greece I had to hear endless idiotic quotes from P. Hilton, and bear seeing her photo and video stuff splashed endlessly about left and right.

But it might have been actually worthwhile. My favorite Paris H. quote has to do with having met the Greek P.'s parents, after which she evidently said something like: "They wanted to talk about books and art, and stuff that nobody my age would ever care about", which is now one of my favorite quotes ever.

posted by taz 05 October | 13:22

from afar, I couldn't figure out how she was famous or why she was supposed to be a celebrity

We live here, and we're baffled, too. We certainly seem to be in an era of celebrity for celebrity's sake.

posted by stilicho 05 October | 13:56

Sachertorten

posted by briank 05 October | 14:11

Back to Jessica...I would like to have just one hour in a room with her dad in which I get to tell him what I think of him whoring out his daughters to the entertainment industry.

That is all. Except for one thing.

Cilantro.

posted by bunnyfire 05 October | 15:50

We certainly seem to be in an era of celebrity for celebrity's sake.

Nah. The trend goes back a long way.

posted by JanetLand 05 October | 16:52

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