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Apart from being dissapointed at not finding any suggestions to cure the fungus growing in my back passage, I have serious doubts about the truth of most of these.
Possibly there is something seriously the matter with me. I laughed out loud when I read these--possibly because I have unfortunately encountered the semi-illiterate dolts who might easily have written them.