Penis: a popular internet slang word used as a convivial gesture of camaraderie.

Eg: "Hey guys, what's '.' stand for? Penis."

You know that old custom of showing your fingers in a "V" formation that the hippies were so into? That's called a "penis symbol".

It generally just means "penis and goodwill to you".

Also, penis.

interrobang, i thought that V meant "your mother's vagina." Wouldn't a penis be like a middle finger "up yours" kinda deal? (but in a nice way?)

Speckles, so "." means penis? Oh dear, i'm really confused now. So what about the dangly bits then?

Ramix, you know when you leave the dishes in the sink for a long time and it's been a few days since you've run the garbage disposal and you go to wash dishes but the sink backs up a bit and you have to run the disposal really fast to avoid a plumbing disaster and there's a bit of a funky smell?

Penis.

I always thought it was a type of coin. Quarters, dimes, nickles, penis.

grrr....will someone post the REAL answer to that, please?

"penis" is a term for the male sexual organ.

Here you go, bunnyfire, knock yourself out. (Obviously, NSFW)

merry penis and a penis new year

kenko is lying; there is no way that such a marvelous word as "penis" could apply to something so sublunary as the male sexual organ.

A "penis" is, in fact, a type of one-eyed phosphorescent fish that lives in Portuguese caves, and is the source of most French cheeses.

That's right. Brie? It's actually subterranean Portuguese fish spoo.

dg, you know I cannot click on that...help a gal out, willya?

bunny: it's basically an [ahem] owners guide to the pecker, with some porn ads.

Well, I have seen all kinds of innocuous photos hither and yon on the net, all with the caption "penis." That's what I wanna know about.

And thanks, jonmc. Hubs already gave me a guided tour back in '83. No ads.

Hubs already gave me a guided tour back in '83. No ads.

Well, if there were, he was young, he needed the money. ;>

Hubs already gave me a guided tour back in '83.

How do you know they haven't changed it since then?

*runs*
err...
*penises*

penis. it's a game you play.

Did you know that in the earliest stages of you becoming you, you were a girl no matter how you eventually turned out? At some point in your fetal development you either continued to develp in or you developed out. So- a penis is an inside out vagina. Sort of.

And vice-versa, I guess.

Exactly! Sort of. The anatomy of it is pretty interesting, if clinical.

My best explanation:
Penis mightier than the sword.

Penis mightier than the sword.

Tell that to John Wayne Bobbit.

Penis mightier than the sword.
And, unlike a pen, you can write your name in the snow with both.

Penis, penis butter!
(and jelly, and jelly)
Penis, penis butter!
(and jelly, and jelly)

First you take the penis
And you crunch it,
You crunch it.
First you take the penis
And you crunch it,
You crunch it.

For your penis, penis butter
(and jelly, and jelly)
Penis, penis butter
(and jelly, and jelly)

Then you take the penis
And you squish it,
You squish it.
Then you take the penis
And you squish it,
You squish it.

For your penis, penis butter
(and jelly, and jelly)
Penis, penis butter
(and jelly, and jelly)

Then you take the penis
And you spread it,
You spread it.
Then you take the penis
And you spread it,
You spread it.

For your penis, penis butter
(and jelly, and jelly)
Penis, penis butter
(and jelly, and jelly)

Then you take your penis
And you eat it,
You eat it.
Then you take your penis
And you eat it,
You eat it.

'Cause its good, penis butter
And jelly
Good, penis butter
And jelly

First you take the penis
And you crunch it,
Then you take the penis
And you squish it,
Then you take the penis
And you spread it,
Then you take your penis
And you eat it.

'Cause its good, penis butter
And jelly
Good, penis butter
And jelly!

Did you know that in the earliest stages of you becoming you, you were a girl no matter how you eventually turned out?

This is true. Hey guys, you know that line down the middle of your boys? Fused labia.

Oh yeah, and Hugh? That was really funny.

Thanks you, Specklet. I couldn't think how to put that.

i forgot how penis you all were
this place is so penis now