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28 September 2005

Can I be in KISS?

post by: me3dia at: 12:25 | 13 comments

Hmmm. Maybe.

Show us your tongue.

posted by iconomy 28 September | 12:27

Dibs on Ace.

posted by jonmc 28 September | 12:27

O'so Krispie gets my vote.

posted by Hugh Janus 28 September | 12:32

*waggles tongue at iconomy*

posted by me3dia 28 September | 12:37

*checks out me3dia's tongue*

You've got my vote.

posted by LeeJay 28 September | 12:49

"Kiss isn't a band, it's... it's a lunch box."
--my friend Shawn.

"Kiss is more like Doritos or Pepsi, as far as a brand name is concerned."
-Kiss manager Doc McGhee.

Hmm. Maybe he was on to something.

posted by goatdog 28 September | 13:42

KISS made me gay. All those rhinestone cups.

posted by WolfDaddy 28 September | 13:56

I got it. All-female KISS!

posted by sisterhavana 28 September | 14:04

KISS made me gay. All those rhinestone cups.

Well, of course, you're a fan of Paul Stanley, the man who's chest hair has been declared a National Forest. Had the God Of Thunder caught your eye, you would've become straight. Peter Criss would've made you a bestiality buff.

posted by jonmc 28 September | 14:27

Hey, it was the cups AND Simmons tongue action, all right? Stanley turned me on less than Gene. But I think I just wanted to vicariously date Cher through him. Or something like that.

Anyone who likes Criss is a FURRY!

Aside: I used to work for a company that had "moss" as part of its name. We had a seriously crazy guy come in and start making claims that we were a front company for KISS (Knights in Satan's Service) because we were "Members of Satan's Service". Seriously creepy dude.

posted by WolfDaddy 28 September | 16:15

That's like the big "We Are Sexual Perverts"/"We Are Satan's People" flap over Blackie Lawless' band.

Equally delightful. Nutters.

posted by Hugh Janus 28 September | 16:24

Hey, it was the cups AND Simmons tongue action, all right? Stanley turned me on less than Gene. But I think I just wanted to vicariously date Cher through him. Or something like that.

Anyone who likes Criss is a FURRY!

But Criss sang the ultimate power ballad ("Beth")!

Ok, Ok. So then an attraction to Ace means an eagerness to be an alien abductee, I suppose. Being drawn to Vinnie Vincent, or Eric Singer indicates desperation. Attraction to Eric Carr makes one a necrophile (sorry).

posted by jonmc 28 September | 16:35

We had a seriously crazy guy come in and start making claims that we were a front company for KISS (Knights in Satan's Service) because we were "Members of Satan's Service".

And then we ate his heart and sacrificed him to our demon lord.

posted by kirkaracha 28 September | 18:17

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