"Bangs make women look younger." Damn, it works! I would have sworn the girl with the bangs in that photo was a good 40 years younger than the woman without.

Bangs make women look Younger...
and Sideburns make men look Bolder.

What if the women had the sideburns and the men had the bangs?

That's silly, cutting your own bangs once you have them is a snap.

Take your bangs, while dry, twist them up at the center, and cut to desired length.

When they untwist there'll be a very slight curve to them, so they're longer at the outer edges.

ta-da.

Also, I had no bangs for years, and decided I wanted some about a month ago. Since them I've been ID'd for cigarettes constantly.

Before I had sideburns, all the ladies called me timid and lame.

Now, they call me bold and refreshing, clean, crisp, and smooth. Robust and hearty, sleek, aerodynamic, and fast. Hot, naked, wet, and hard.

Try it and see!

Shoot for a second there I thought y'all were talking about my old hairdo.
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If you laugh, I will run you over with my scooter.

Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.

Dabitch, is that really you, or are you pulling our collective leg?

Nothing on this earth can make me post a picture of myself at 5 in all my blond Cindy Brady bangs-and-ringlets glory.