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22 September 2005

Penis. (Must. Continue. Trend.)

post by: mudpuppie at: 15:45 | 12 comments

* crosses legs *

posted by dodgygeezer 22 September | 15:46

Don't do it too fast, Dodgy!

posted by urbanwhaleshark 22 September | 16:00

What? You've never dropped a sack of grain on your erect penis while ogling your young romanian wife?

posted by puke & cry 22 September | 16:16

What the hell happened here? Where's the bunny?

posted by kenko 22 September | 16:16

And here I thought Peni were indestructible...crazy knife wielding ex-wives excluded.

posted by PsychoKitty 22 September | 16:29

I've heard of this happening. There's an audible snap, and big owies. I thought you could eventually, ah, do the deed again, though.

posted by Specklet 22 September | 16:34

I remember reading an article in Playboy warning guys that a woman on top can seriously screw up tendons in your penis if she bends it while coming down, and the damage could be permanent. Be warned.

posted by teece 22 September | 17:01

We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes.

Yet American doctors reattached John Wayne Bobbitt's penis, launching a semi-notable porn career in the process. It's this guy's fault for being born in Romania.

USA! USA! USA!

posted by danostuporstar 22 September | 17:05

Ouch. Just ouch.

posted by dg 22 September | 18:27

Detachable

posted by wendell 22 September | 20:04

Penis

posted by trondant 22 September | 22:09

This why I stay away from women named Loredana. I also don't date anyone whose age is the digital inverse of mine (sorry, all you 52-year-old hotties!).

posted by Eideteker 22 September | 22:36

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