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21 September 2005

You can't make an omelet without breaking a few mirrors.

post by: DevilsAdvocate at: 17:01 | 20 comments

You can catch more flies with honey than you can with Splenda.

posted by wendell 21 September | 17:17

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it sink.

posted by wendell 21 September | 17:24

A bird in the hand is worth two in my bush.

posted by Specklet 21 September | 17:32

The road to hell is paved with good inventions.

posted by seanyboy 21 September | 17:33

In for a penny, in for a Rod Stewart.

posted by urbanwhaleshark 21 September | 17:54

Easy come, easy goo.

posted by go dog go 21 September | 18:05

A penny saved is a pound.

posted by kellydamnit 21 September | 18:28

You can't fuck a man in the ass without having the goddamned common courtesy to give him a reacharound.

posted by Eideteker 21 September | 18:35

Every silver lining has a cloud.

posted by WolfDaddy 21 September | 18:42

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.

posted by bmarkey 21 September | 19:44

You can lead a yak to water, but, uh... but you can't make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke.

posted by Wolfdog 21 September | 19:46

Sure you can. It's as easy as falling off a pie.

posted by bmarkey 21 September | 19:54

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

(the tray of ice cubes I just put into my freezer, that is)

posted by iconomy 21 September | 19:54

What's good for the goose is Prell® for the dandruff.

Raping Granny, it does a body good.

Momma had a baby and its head pooped off.

Milk, milk. Lemonade. 'Round the corner fudge is made.

posted by danostuporstar 21 September | 21:21

Stick your finger in the hole. Now you've got a Tootsie Roll!

posted by Hugh Janus 21 September | 21:39

Too many cocks spoil the broth.

posted by taz 21 September | 23:45

No cock soup for you!

posted by trondant 21 September | 23:57

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by taz 22 September | 00:11

God doesn't close a door without pushing you out a window.

posted by Divine_Wino 22 September | 09:26

Learning English is a walk in the cake.

posted by Eideteker 23 September | 18:44

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