Under regression, in Nov 1984, Kathie Davis, recounted an event on 30 Jun 1983. "...her recollection did suggest a humanoid "presence" holding her arm and inserting the pencil-like object in her ear." (p. 43). "More immediately interesting to me was Kathie’s account of the insertion of a pencil-like object into her ear, and her subsequent discomfort and hearing deficiency."

Update: Twenty years later, Kathie Davis finds herself extremely regretful at having been so precocious when the school nurse asked her why a fruit-scented Strawberry Shortcake eraser was sticking out of her ear. She didn't realize the lie would land her in medical literature.

I know of a man who got a medical disability discharge from the military for passing out drunk with a q-tip in his ear consequently perforating his ear drum.

He may want to revise his story.

oh yeah well my neighbor knows this guy who was like in the air force until he was kicked out and he hangs out at that bar down the road where he like spends all his disability checks getting drunk and stuff like that but anyways this guy said he saw a lot of weird stuff and even has a piece of alien actually inside him but i didnt believe him at first and just laughed but he got mad and his eyes lit up like they were part of a pinball machine and he like started mumbling in some weird language that sounded like french or something like that except his voice was all deep and rumbly and then he went back to his drinking which is maybe why he got kicked out of the air force in the first place

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