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08 September 2005

A haiku for you:

The autumn pumpkins
Glow orange, but their vines, they itch
* slathered in ointment *

post by: mudpuppie at: 17:21 | 9 comments

The almond pastry
I ate this morning was not
as sweet as you are.

posted by Specklet 08 September | 17:26

ow.

mosquito bites itch
but not as painfully as
pumpkin vine prickles

posted by me3dia 08 September | 17:27

The peppers aside
said pumpkins are chill next to
Specklet -- she TEH HAWT

posted by mudpuppie 08 September | 17:32

Pumpkin vines can sting?
Was this pumpkin patch sincere?
Charlie Brown's rash-free.

posted by goatdog 08 September | 17:59

Me and mudpuppie
Sittin' in a tree, singing
k-i-s-s

i-n-g!

posted by Specklet 08 September | 18:06

* applies more ointment *

posted by mudpuppie 08 September | 18:34

The Autumn Pumpkins
Will not appear; Gravy was
Too lazy to weed.

posted by Secret Life of Gravy 08 September | 18:41

*claps for Gravy's haiku*

posted by Specklet 08 September | 18:57

Marrow is ripened,
His hand grips the spade,
onions dried in a greenhouse

posted by seanyboy 08 September | 19:32

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