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01 September 2005

Marshmallows Banned from Colorado Football. Stay-Puft Man on Rampage.

post by: mudpuppie at: 16:09 | 12 comments

Wait until my Peeps hear about this.

posted by iconomy 01 September | 16:13

Tortillas aren't allowed in because they tend to get used as Frisbees, university officials said.

*stares in confusion and horror*

posted by Frisbee Girl 01 September | 16:26

So rocks were being put into marshmallows? So what's to prevent people from picking up rocks and throwing them without the uh, marshmallow?

More to the point, how are these people going to make s'mores?

posted by Specklet 01 September | 16:39

If all the rocks I've been hit with were coated with marshmallow, I'd be alive today to tell of it.

posted by Hugh Janus 01 September | 16:42

Specklet, i had to look up s'mores in my Limey dictionary, but i like what I see.

posted by urbanwhaleshark 01 September | 17:07

I have such a wicked s'more craving now...

posted by mudpuppie 01 September | 17:18

Man, I haven't had s'mores in years... If I had 'em now, I'd probably run around in little frantic circles and then sugar crash so hard I'd be twitching and drooling.

Ah, youth.

posted by Specklet 01 September | 18:26

I wish I had a gas stove, I'd make s'mores right now.
Or, you know, a grill.

posted by kellydamnit 01 September | 22:33

mmm brats 'n' tailgating. Anybody seen drezdn?

posted by danostuporstar 01 September | 23:11

Damnit. Put rocks in the marshmellows before you throw them. I was doing it completely wrong.

posted by puke & cry 02 September | 00:13

You can make s'mores in the microwave. It's wrong and all, but you can totally do it. ;-)

posted by mygothlaundry 02 September | 00:41

mmmm s'more rocks. All your daily minerals, plus chocolately, marshmallowy graham crackery goodness....

posted by PsychoKitty 02 September | 01:33

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