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25 August 2005

What's a good name for a panda?

post by: amberglow at: 13:08 | 14 comments

"No matter what the name, please resist the urge to rub a baby panda on your ass."

posted by mudpuppie 25 August | 13:19

Broadway, for the black and white milkshake.

posted by iconomy 25 August | 13:35

If I had a Panda, I'd name him Vonnegut and train him to kill squirrels.

posted by selfnoise 25 August | 13:45

If he played basketball, I'd name him Lefty.

posted by Hugh Janus 25 August | 13:49

Spot.

posted by carter 25 August | 13:56

不可能地我想要紧压绒毛的逗人喜爱的球直到它流行 translates to impossibly cute ball of fluff that I want to squeeze until it pops.

Maybe a tad too long though.

posted by iconomy 25 August | 13:57

I think "Glorious Harbinger of the Coming Invasion of the USA" is good...

or "Precious Lotus", of course. ; >

posted by amberglow 25 August | 15:20

The Official names suck:

Hua Sheng (hwah-SHUNG), means China Washington, magnificent
Sheng Hua (SHUNG-hwah), means Washington China, magnificent
Tai Shan (tie-SHON), means peaceful mountain
Long Shan (lohng-SHON), means dragon mountain
Qiang Qiang (chee-ONG chee-ONG), means strong, powerful

posted by amberglow 25 August | 15:26

Andy, of course.

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posted by me3dia 25 August | 15:55

Panda-har

posted by Capn 25 August | 17:54

Poopsie.

posted by Specklet 25 August | 18:51

how do you say "nasty animal that looks cute" in mandarin?

posted by amberglow 25 August | 20:04

Call him Jugular and watch people take a step back.

posted by dreamsign 25 August | 21:04

Bunnymouse!!

posted by puddinghead 25 August | 23:03

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